whats the WORST REJECTION youve suffered?

Knicknack · Nov 10, 2003

i guess i was over-confident or something. this chick was 29 and i'm 21. after hitting on her for a couple mins she asked me if my friends dared me to come talk to her. i never had a chick ask me that before.

Lifeforce · Nov 10, 2003

I acted like a scmuck and spilled drinks all over their clothes, and then they got pissed, and then they threw a drink at me but missed... that was very fun.

The most evil **** I have heard that really stomped me was when a girl told me "I don't talk to ugly guys" she was very cold with that, icy voice.

Another time I was doing an ******* contest to see who could be the meanest prick and I walked up to some girls and said... "Gee, I really wonder why I am wasting my time talking to you two... it's really worthless and totally pointless cause I'm not interrested in you two, you are under my standards"... I know, it was really rude but it was kind of a contest and I gave them a chance to bite back and they did... "Hey, among all guys I have seen here tonight you are the ugliest... I mean just look at your clothes..."

Another time I was kind of new at this and I borrowed an idea from this forum... "Hey, are you guys talking about girl-stuff..." they just stared at me and told me something that is very hard to translate to english... closest would be "fvck off"...

Another approch that stumped me was when a girl rejected me very strangley... she got her arms around my neck and thrusted he bobs into me like she was planing on drilling for oil or something... she got her mouth 10 centimeters from mine and told me... see that guy over there, I am madly in love with him... and then she looked into my eyes and I was just about to give her a kiss... man she had her mouth like too close and looked into my eyes.. I listened to my gut but she just turned around and ordered a drink... I was very confused...

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Pacstar · Nov 10, 2003

I was at some party with some freshmen that were to scared to ask any chicks to dance. So I walk up to this cute asian girl and ask her if she wanted to dance.

In a heavily accented voice she replied "What KIND of dance?".

coin · Nov 10, 2003

Originally posted by Pacstar
I was at some party with some freshmen that were to scared to ask any chicks to dance. So I walk up to this cute asian girl and ask her if she wanted to dance.

In a heavily accented voice she replied "What KIND of dance?".

I don't think that was a rejection. She probably honestly didn't have a clue.

So pimp its scary · Nov 10, 2003

This is back in my afc days ... and is actually one of the events that made me realize just how much I knew NOTHING about women.

I was at a party, and I walk into this room with this girl that is 9.5-9.7, and as we introduce each other, I knocked over her beer all over her lap. I thought I was done for...

Later on, we were talking and I wasn't even trying to hit on her because I figured it was a lost cause... I even missed that she wanted me to ask for her number... untill she walked out the door.

Starman · Nov 10, 2003

So pimp, you must be traumatized after that

Helter Skelter · Nov 11, 2003

Originally posted by So pimp its scary

I was at a party, and I walk into this room with this girl that is 9.5-9.7

9.5 to 9.7 how do you come up with a rating like that?
Do you have an engineering calculator? Special software in your computer to achieve such a rating. Maybe a digital scale?

Are you sure she wasn't a 9.6872?

You need to be more exact next time

Player_Supreme · Nov 11, 2003

Originally posted by Starman
So pimp, you must be traumatized after that

Not as traumatized as yo momma was when you were born

Julian · Nov 11, 2003

^^LOL

Altho yo momma disses are old and mostly lame this was an exception )

So pimp its scary · Nov 11, 2003

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
9.5 to 9.7 how do you come up with a rating like that?
Do you have an engineering calculator? Special software in your computer to achieve such a rating. Maybe a digital scale?

Are you sure she wasn't a 9.6872?

You need to be more exact next time

I give a rating of 9.5-9.7 because I won't give anyone a rating of 10. She was quite possibly the hottest woman that I have ever talked to.... Next time I'll be a little more vague... jacka$$...

Yes, it was very painful... she was giving the most blatant hints also, 'Ya, I like my phone number.' Honestly tho, I was so afc at the time that I would have screwed it up anyway... so, I've looked past it.

Tkman · Nov 11, 2003

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
9.5 to 9.7 how do you come up with a rating like that?
Do you have an engineering calculator? Special software in your computer to achieve such a rating. Maybe a digital scale?

Are you sure she wasn't a 9.6872?

You need to be more exact next time

Lol

Austin Allegro · Nov 12, 2003

I very drunkenly asked a girl in a club:

'd'ya wanna...hic...ave a dance...?'

'NO!' she shouted really angrily, spun me round by my shoulders and shoved me down a flight of steps!

I got the message.

drixsa · Nov 12, 2003

a girl was in the middle of giving me head and told me the relationdship wasnt gonna workout

DrIx: "ok whatever just dont stop!"

So pimp its scary · Nov 12, 2003

Originally posted by drixsa
a girl was in the middle of giving me head and told me the relationdship wasnt gonna workout

DrIx: "ok whatever just dont stop!"

Is that for real? How did she pull that off? I mean talking with your d!ck in her mouth...

Either way... that's pretty freakin hilarious.

SexPDX · Nov 12, 2003

Originally posted by drixsa
a girl was in the middle of giving me head and told me the relationdship wasnt gonna workout

DrIx: "ok whatever just dont stop!"

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

That reminds me of something I had happen once. WHILE we were having sex she asks...

HER: Can I ask you something? What do you think about while we are having sex?

ME: What the fvck kind of conversation is THIS to have right now?

-PDX

princelydeeds · Nov 12, 2003

Originally posted by SexPDX
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

That reminds me of something I had happen once. WHILE we were having sex she asks...

HER: Can I ask you something? What do you think about while we are having sex?

ME: What the fvck kind of conversation is THIS to have right now?

-PDX

Why do chicks ask that stupid $hit all the time. I always say "how much I love women who don't ask crazy questions during sex!".

drixsa · Nov 12, 2003

Originally posted by So pimp its scary
Is that for real? How did she pull that off? I mean talking with your d!ck in her mouth...

Either way... that's pretty freakin hilarious.

yes its true

she stopped all of a sudden just to tell me that

this girl was a real attension wh0re that needed to be in control

i had also told her something that may have been frazed in a way that was to complicated for her to understand so by the time she fully grasped the idea my d!ck was in her mouth

OzzyBoy · Nov 13, 2003

actually i change my mind about what i posted before, i won't do that, i will give her all the time in the world as i think i might be making a big mistake. I am going to be a lot quieter about things from now on, so there is nothing to be worried about.

whats the WORST REJECTION youve suffered?

Knicknack

Master Don Juan

Lifeforce

Master Don Juan

Pacstar

Don Juan

coin

Don Juan

So pimp its scary

Master Don Juan

Starman

Master Don Juan

Helter Skelter

Master Don Juan

Player_Supreme

Banned

Julian

Banned

So pimp its scary

Master Don Juan

Tkman

Senior Don Juan

Austin Allegro

Master Don Juan

drixsa

Master Don Juan

So pimp its scary

Master Don Juan

SexPDX

Master Don Juan

princelydeeds

Master Don Juan

drixsa

Master Don Juan

OzzyBoy

Senior Don Juan