What's the worst Pickup you've ever seen?

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=125365

Well, went to the mall today and I made four approaches. Really wasn't that successful of a night.

Approach #1
So I'm walking and this HB6 blonde chicks comes my way and I talk to her. Here's the approach, I can't remember exactly how everything went, but this is basically it:

Me: Hey, I have to ask you a question. But make it quick, I kind of have to meet my girlfriend soon.
Her: What is it?
Me: What do you think is better between Abercrombie & Fitch?
Her: Compared to what?
Me: Oh, I don't know, Hollister.
Her: Oh, definitely Abercrombie.
Me: Why do you feel Abercrombie is better?
Her: I don't know.
Me: Do you go to any amusements parks?
Her: Yeah. Why?
Me: Ah, well I can see you as the type of girl who goes on one of those REALLY high rides and then throws up.
Her: Yeah, I am like that.
Me: You throw up?
Her: No, I like really high rides.
Me: Yeah... I was about to say, the throwing up thing isn't really cool.
Her: Yeah.

Needless to say, that could've gone better. Yeah... pretty much sucked.

Approach # 2
I walk into Ambercrombie & Fitch and see this HB6 Blonde stacking clothes or something. I look around for a while and then approach her.

Me: Hey, I'm doing a music survey and I was wondering, what type of music do you listen to?
Her: Oh, I listen to anything.
Me: Yeah, you look like the type girl who would be into country music. Yeah, I could see it now, you get from school, go upstairs and you start dancing to that stuff.
Her: Oh no, I'm definitely not like that.
Me: So you're definitely not that type of girl. I see.
Me: Have you ever been to any amusement parks?
Her: No.
Me: No? Haha, I could see it now, you and me would go on one of those small rides at Cedar Point and when the ride falls, you would throw up on me.
[She makes this funny face]
Her: No, I'm definitely not that type of girl.
Me: So do you cook?
[I kino her, putting my arm first on her shoulder, then putting it around her]
Her: No.
Me: So you wouldn't be able to cook for me?
Her: No.
Me: So what's your name again?
Her: Asila.
Me: Alright Asila, well, my girlfriend is waiting so I have to go now.
Me: Do you have a number?
Her: I actually lost my phone.
Me: I see.

Not really a successful approach there. Basically just plowed the whole time.

Approach # 3
I see this HB7 girl working at a store and I approached her, tapping her on the back to get her attention.

Me: Hey, I was doing a music survey and I was wondering, what kind of music do you like?
Her: What?
[Louder]
Me: Oh, I was just asking what kind of music you liked.
Her: Oh, I don't know I listen to anything...

And after that she just kind of walked away and continued her job. Yeah, this one sucked ass.

Approach # 4
I'm walking and I see this HB6 and start talking to her.

Me: Hey, I was doing a music survey and I was wondering, what kind of music do you like?
Her: Oh, Greek.
Me: Ah, so you have Greek origins?
Her: Yep.
[Her KID comes]
Me: So do you cook?
Her: Yeah.
Me: Yeah, you gotta know how to cook if you're going to be married.
Me: So I'll see you later.
Her: Bye.

Pretty bad approach, once I figured out she had a kid, I kind of just ended the set.

Also, I saw this chick named Erica from my school with 2 other people from my school and we talked, but I don't count that as an approach. She basically talked about piercings and she said something like "I hope you have a good summer" as I was walking away. Twas' a pretty sucky night. Funny thing is, I was there for like 5 hours and most of my approaches were in the last 2 hours.

 

[PrinceBeavis]

When I was about 13. Eddy Money was pretty big at the time. A guy in the parking lot of a burger joint yelled to a chick, "Hey Bay-bee, I've got two tickets to paradise!"

My jackass cousin, asking what kind of shampoo a chick used.


Myself. When a hottie that I grew up with, but I hadn't seen for a long time approached me, showing real interest. I told her, "I remember yooo! YOU'RE little baby Ruthie!!! I remember when Yooo were in DIAPERS!!!!"

She married some jerk, and the last time I saw her, she was one of the most unhappy persons I've ever seen.