"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What's the worst Pickup you've ever seen?

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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ElStud said:
Well, went to the mall today and I made four approaches. Really wasn't that successful of a night.

Approach #1
So I'm walking and this HB6 blonde chicks comes my way and I talk to her. Here's the approach, I can't remember exactly how everything went, but this is basically it:

Me: Hey, I have to ask you a question. But make it quick, I kind of have to meet my girlfriend soon.
Her: What is it?
Me: What do you think is better between Abercrombie & Fitch?
Her: Compared to what?
Me: Oh, I don't know, Hollister.
Her: Oh, definitely Abercrombie.
Me: Why do you feel Abercrombie is better?
Her: I don't know.
Me: Do you go to any amusements parks?
Her: Yeah. Why?
Me: Ah, well I can see you as the type of girl who goes on one of those REALLY high rides and then throws up.
Her: Yeah, I am like that.
Me: You throw up?
Her: No, I like really high rides.
Me: Yeah... I was about to say, the throwing up thing isn't really cool.
Her: Yeah.
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Needless to say, that could've gone better. Yeah... pretty much sucked.

Approach # 2
I walk into Ambercrombie & Fitch and see this HB6 Blonde stacking clothes or something. I look around for a while and then approach her.

Me: Hey, I'm doing a music survey and I was wondering, what type of music do you listen to?
Her: Oh, I listen to anything.
Me: Yeah, you look like the type girl who would be into country music. Yeah, I could see it now, you get from school, go upstairs and you start dancing to that stuff.
Her: Oh no, I'm definitely not like that.
Me: So you're definitely not that type of girl. I see.
Me: Have you ever been to any amusement parks?
Her: No.
Me: No? Haha, I could see it now, you and me would go on one of those small rides at Cedar Point and when the ride falls, you would throw up on me.
[She makes this funny face]
Her: No, I'm definitely not that type of girl.
Me: So do you cook?
[I kino her, putting my arm first on her shoulder, then putting it around her]
Her: No.
Me: So you wouldn't be able to cook for me?
Her: No.
Me: So what's your name again?
Her: Asila.
Me: Alright Asila, well, my girlfriend is waiting so I have to go now.
Me: Do you have a number?
Her: I actually lost my phone.
Me: I see.
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Not really a successful approach there. Basically just plowed the whole time.

Approach # 3
I see this HB7 girl working at a store and I approached her, tapping her on the back to get her attention.

Me: Hey, I was doing a music survey and I was wondering, what kind of music do you like?
Her: What?
[Louder]
Me: Oh, I was just asking what kind of music you liked.
Her: Oh, I don't know I listen to anything...
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And after that she just kind of walked away and continued her job. Yeah, this one sucked ass.

Approach # 4
I'm walking and I see this HB6 and start talking to her.

Me: Hey, I was doing a music survey and I was wondering, what kind of music do you like?
Her: Oh, Greek.
Me: Ah, so you have Greek origins?
Her: Yep.
[Her KID comes]
Me: So do you cook?
Her: Yeah.
Me: Yeah, you gotta know how to cook if you're going to be married.
Me: So I'll see you later.
Her: Bye.
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Pretty bad approach, once I figured out she had a kid, I kind of just ended the set.

Also, I saw this chick named Erica from my school with 2 other people from my school and we talked, but I don't count that as an approach. She basically talked about piercings and she said something like "I hope you have a good summer" as I was walking away. Twas' a pretty sucky night. Funny thing is, I was there for like 5 hours and most of my approaches were in the last 2 hours.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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When I was about 13. Eddy Money was pretty big at the time. A guy in the parking lot of a burger joint yelled to a chick, "Hey Bay-bee, I've got two tickets to paradise!"

My jackass cousin, asking what kind of shampoo a chick used.


Myself. When a hottie that I grew up with, but I hadn't seen for a long time approached me, showing real interest. I told her, "I remember yooo! YOU'RE little baby Ruthie!!! I remember when Yooo were in DIAPERS!!!!" :cry:

She married some jerk, and the last time I saw her, she was one of the most unhappy persons I've ever seen.
 
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