What's the worst Pickup you've ever seen?

[Raikojo17]

We've all seen them. Some losers or AFC's who dont have a clue tryin to pick up chicks. tryin there hardest to look cool, but they just come off as complete idiots. I want to congradulate them on the balls, but laugh at them for thinking being idiots gets girls.

I bring up this because i was out with my boys yesterday and i saw one of these pick ups. these 2 guys were making dumb comments about how they would hit it and junk, while pretend boxing infront of these 2 HB's waitin for their rides. I could see the look of "i cant wait until my ride gets here" on the HB's faces. I felt like i could've stolen them right there, becase i had seen them earlier and caught the fine one looking at me. these guys were total idiots tryin to get female attention

so how about you guys? wats the worst pickup attempt you've ever seen? and yes it can even be your own.

 

[Play the Game]

Three guys sitting around a table, 1 chick. All of them leaning in towards her and competing for her attention. they looked like emo fags. Actually, i see that a lot around here. It's pathetic.

 

[SharinganUser]

One time I saw these two idiots actually grabing a girl on the dance floor and she was pretty drunk. Every time she walked away they'd grab her again.

One move I see all the time a clubs is the ol' sneak and grind. Guys will try and sneak up to a woman and grind with her. As if she won't notice their erections on her ass. Well these guys are pvssies so I doubt they have erections. Any way I think this move only works about 1/1000 times.

 

[Paintballguy]

This one guy kept pretty much dry humping one of my friends, who is a girl, at a local bar. It was the worst attempt at dancing I've ever seen. I had to jump in and save her a few times, it was hilarious.

 

[2_intense2]

bad pick up lines...I don't really remember

One of the best one: this guy who I've seen around a couple times, we say hi when we see each other and wtv. But we have never actually had a a real conversation, basically just small talk. So one day I was waiting for my friend and he saw me, so comes towards says hi and wtv, then he leans in towards me tilts his heads and smells my neck, and whispers in my ear, "You smell good." and then smiles and walks away.

What he said was simple, but the way he did it was incredible HOT..

 

[Wyldfire]

This one guy kept pretty much dry humping one of my friends, who is a girl, at a local bar. It was the worst attempt at dancing I've ever seen. I had to jump in and save her a few times, it was hilarious.

Reminds me of something that happened to me once. I don't drink and had a friend with a drinking problem who wanted to go see these male strippers right after she quit drinking. She begged me to go with her so she was in the company of someone else who wasn't drinking. I reluctantly agreed because I try to always offer support to anyone who is trying to overcome substance abuse issues. We were standing and one of the male strippers came up to me and started humping my leg. I swear I almost hit him, it was so GROSS. Men who shave off all their body hair and dance around in gawd awful nut-huggers do nothing for me...nasty. I whispered to him to "Get your speedo wearing wanker off my leg right now, buddy." Disgusting....

Women are NOT typically impressed by guys doing that...it's actually worse than when a dog does it because at least the dog doesn't know any better...the guy SHOULD.

 

[Bigg Boss]

Where did all these women come from? You guys (gals, whatever) wanna be DJs too?

 

[DJDamage]

Women are NOT typically impressed by guys doing that...it's actually worse than when a dog does it because at least the dog doesn't know any better...the guy SHOULD.

nah it depends when you are doing it, first you got to turn them on mentally then physically. A little humping after she is turned on is icing on the cake and then I can really have my cake and eat it too .

 

[EdHunter]

I'm at a debate tournament with a really hot teammate (yes, there are hot debaters...) and this total AFC approaches her. Apologies for jargon, but it's unavoidable:
AFC: Hey, don't you do extemp (a speech event)?
HB Teammate: No.
AFC: I meant Humorous Interp (another event)?
HB: No.
AFC (getting a little desperate now): Duo (you guessed it, another event)?
HB: No.
AFC: Don't I know you, though?
HB: No.

 

[Paintballguy]

nah it depends when you are doing it, first you got to turn them on mentally then physically. A little humping after she is turned on is icing on the cake and then I can really have my cake and eat it too .

Nah, what she is talking about is blatant dry humping which is a big NO NO. Sure its good to have some hip motion going on after some dancing, but no blatant humping. Thats just awkward.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1132825&postcount=1

hey i have a myspace.. so basically this i what i do ..
ME: Are you wearing a wig...........or is that your real hair?
HER : are you seriously asking me that question?cause if you are.. you're retarded.
ME : Oh. I was just curious. Dont worry it looks nice. While I have your attention, I need a females prespective on something......Say, this guy is dating this girl, and she goes out with her friends, has a few drinks and ends of making out with a random guy at the bar.....Would you consider this cheating?
HER: okay, this guy is going out with this girl and this girl goes out to her bar with her friends, gets drunk.. and makes out with another guy who isnt her boyfriend...
i dont care if she was drunk or not.. its still cheating.
has she done it before?
do i know you? lol.
ME: Interesting.....okay, let me ask you this......Take the same scenario, but this time the girl is making out with another girl, and lets say she does this almost every time she goes out.....would you consider that cheating?
HER: Yes, that's still cheating..
Why does she think she can get away with that? lol.


i got this myspace routine of myspace in mysterys forum some guy put it on
so after i ask her the same scenario ..i don't know what to say next..i just want to pick her up on myspace..and stuff..i just don't know what to say after ..
help me guys

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1132825&postcount=1

this is kindda messed up..i was bein a wussy on talkin to girls and closin them so i decided to start now..so theres this girl at my school..im knew to the school i just moved there in october..so we hugged a couple of times thats it all we talked bout is are you going to practise--that about it..i don't know her name she doesn't know mine..but i had to just get in there and talk to her..so i saw her on myspace..so i emailed her on myspace..and now i don't know what to do..hb is for the girl
this is the last message she sent me.what do i do next..and were on spring break right now..when i go back to school.wat would i talk about wid her.
i don't know i'm just confused right now. like everyday i don't feel in the game. i'm not in the zone..all my friends are except me..so the messages start from the bottom to the top.


HB::wow lol iiight give me urs

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: LiL D
Date: Apr 4, 2007 5:34 PM


ME::::im the cute guy who hugs you at school, i didn't really introduce myself.and i dunt want to do dat on myspace. so i was wonderin if i culd get ur #, so we culd talk.
iigt see ya later take care


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ! WUV M@ TW!N POPO ND M@ BESTIE BJ
Date: Apr 4, 2007 4:37 PM


HB::wow lol wats ur name

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: LiL D
Date: Apr 4, 2007 4:31 PM


ME::I was reading your profile, and I saw that you like
dancing..and you love goin 2 church to praise da lord
Ya know what? Me too!!! Let's hang out.

 

[EdHunter]

"ME::I was reading your profile, and I saw that you like
dancing..and you love goin 2 church to praise da lord
Ya know what? Me too!!! Let's hang out."

Thanks for reposting this one, man...I can't stop laughing...

 

[christz]

i met up one of my hotter girl friends (strictly platonic) and one of her friends, also hot we were chatting it up in a crowded bar haveing a good time n such.. one dude came right up and actully butted in front of me, i was gonna get pissed (only for the fact he bumped into me) but when i heard his opening line i laughed a little on the inside and said.. damn that was lame..

he said something along the lines of..

"hey do i know you?"

All they did was question the fact of how he knew them, and he walked off i went back to talking then he came back with his wingman and again butted in front of me the wingman actually in a way pulled me to the side asked me a question and then went to help is boy out.

They were talking up how they thought they knew them.. when that didn't work they busted out you guys got the prettiest smiles. then i butted in front of them and said sorry dude, and asked the girls if they wanted drinks i pulled them both to the bar and the dudes ejected. after which they both yelled at me and said where were you!! i'm like i was haveing a good time watching those two.

Later i was by myself they come up to me and asked if i'm some kinda pimp, i'm like nah dude i'm just haveing a good time with my friends.

 

[Berlex]

this one is pretty badhttp://www.truckblog.com/g/albums/news/rangstang.sized.jpg

 

[christz]

this one is pretty badhttp://www.truckblog.com/g/albums/news/rangstang.sized.jpg

i got you beat with this here

http://www.pyzamstuff.com/funpix/misc/tool.jpg

 

[Berlex]

i got you beat with this here

http://www.pyzamstuff.com/funpix/misc/tool.jpg

what the

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

mods need to archive this... and then delete this reply... and the ones above me for derailing it.

 

[Bonez]

I think it was derailed after the word "because". Also "the look of" is kind of lacking description, a girl can look unintersted just like I can say "I don't want sex" when I've got my pants down and my **ck doin kegels.

Worst pickup in my opinion was a guy picking up a shorty. He grinded her on the dancefloor when a rat was at the top of the stairs. Next day he got dumped by one of the top 5 girls in this town, AND he didn't even number close the HB7 that he grinded(she didn't even have a smile on her). That was tonight though, before that was grinding pick ups and those will always be bottom of the pick up barrel to me.

My worst pick up? That has got to be pool pick up, I approached a girl with bad form and guided her hands without her even giving me one ioi. She looked at a guy at the table by the washroom and he almost jumped out of his seat when he was standing up. I walked away immediately to the washroom and muttered "sorry man, didn't know" while I had my head hanging low.

 

[Bonez]

i got you beat with this here

http://www.pyzamstuff.com/funpix/misc/tool.jpg

What're they called? guidos?

You could probab;y make up a guido opener on the spot and use it a thousand times a year if you lived near em. Don't discount bad appraoches or bad style immediately, use it as a joke for social proof that you actually get out and care about current "events".

 

[Bonez]

So whats your own worst DevanE? The shoes line could have taken you places. I've gotten away with your looking pregnant so you' better have gotten somewhere.