Whats the worst excuse you had for cancelling meetings/dates?

[Austin Allegro]

This one's not exactly a cancelling excuse, but a good one anyway:

ME: I'd like to take you out for a drink.
HER: Why? You don't know me!!
ME: (dumbfounded at the feebleness of this attempted brushoff) Er...but I'd like to GET to know you!

 

[topdog3853]

Me: Why didn't you get back to me?
Her: I'm sorry, I'm in the process of moving.

Another one

Me: What happened to you, Why didn't you return my message
Her: What message? My power went out, I must have lost the messages.

 

[WaterTiger]

Last minute excuses I've used....

"My friend's car broke down and I have to go pick her up."

"My toilet backed up! GOD! The place is a MESS!"

"My Aunt on my Mom's side of the family is here on business. She wants me to go out to dinner with her. It's family! I can't say no!"

But to my credit, 90% of the time I cancel the date at least the day before with an option to reschedule.

 

[Mitch]

My mother had given me this number of a girl. So i called it to see what that would be like. And so we talk on the phone for at least a half. i get a feel for her and i sense she is this college sorority type girl, very lame. and she was trying to get me to find a friend for her friend. and im talking to her friend and shes describing who she wants. she describes some bull**** tool guy, buff highlighted hair, barbed wire tattoo type guy ya know. I'm thinking in my head, yeah this is going to be disapointing for thee girls when they find out my friend and i arent lame tools.
so we make a date and i tell her i'm going to call her back.

2 years later i never called.

so giving no excuse was a good excuse in my opinion.
if i had to give an excuse i might have used the classic:
"I got stigmata."

 

[tristan22]

My friend met a girl at old navy, got her number, and proceeded to call her.

"I have to pick my grandmothers medicine up for her"


I would rather a girl reject me to my face, then put up with this BS.

 

[MarkHenry]

haha this thread is great!

One time a girl told me she couldnt go because she had to stay home to do laundry.

 

[Austin Allegro]

LOL LOL LOL!

Brilliant post! It feels really good to laugh off all the ludicrous BS that some women come up with! It always seems to revolve around moving house doesn't it? And they don't even have the guts to use the excuse as a final rejection - they always skirt round by giving the impression they MIGHT be free if you call later. Then when you call again they don't answer!

 

[_XT_]

What about this one I had a few years back,

"Sorry I've got to watch my favourite soap, can we do this another time?"

Also from the same girl

"Don't come over my boyfriends here" - this was a text to my cell which I happened to leave at home, so I didn't get it until after I went around to her place. Ended up getting into a fight with the boyfriend


Trust me guys stay away from attached girls!

 

[Austin Allegro]

Haha, next time I hear one of these BS excuses on the phone I think I will just have to laugh out loud!

 

[Austin Allegro]

Remembered another one from when I was a young chap:

'I can't go out with you because my dads' friends might see us'.

LOL the girl was 19!

 

[Paranoid]

Her: My toilet threw up on me....
Me: You and your toilet have one thing in common.
Her: What?
Me: Both of you are full of sh!t!

 

[SxyPlayette]

*Once I said: I'm sorry I'm reading a good bk (and it was true)

*I'm gonna be sick nxt weekend (when he asked me out) so we took it as a joke and he didn't pursue it =)

*I'm staying with my aunt and she won't let me go anywhere, or let anyone visit (though I'm on campus)

* I'm a lesbian, and the sicko wanted us to kiss

* I have papers & tests through this summer and once its over my bf is coming back so i cant meet with u.