letmeshowyou
Don Juan
25...I'm 20
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
what's the oldest woman you have ever slept with?
- Thread starter backbreaker
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
12
Never slept with an older woman after I reached about 22.
The oldest was probably 29, when I was around 31.
Now that I am trying to bring up the age bar, I find that most of my prospects are in the mid 20's range. It's noce to have the tight little bodies, but it's too bad that it's hard to relate to them on any other level.
I have a female friend who is 36 that I could probably tap if I were to put a little effort into it. Had a couple of drinks with her at the bar the other night where she was giving me back rubs and sh!t.....we were even talking about hitting the sex shop that night so she could stock up on toys. Too bad we both had a few too many drinks to be driving across town.
The oldest was probably 29, when I was around 31.
Now that I am trying to bring up the age bar, I find that most of my prospects are in the mid 20's range. It's noce to have the tight little bodies, but it's too bad that it's hard to relate to them on any other level.
I have a female friend who is 36 that I could probably tap if I were to put a little effort into it. Had a couple of drinks with her at the bar the other night where she was giving me back rubs and sh!t.....we were even talking about hitting the sex shop that night so she could stock up on toys. Too bad we both had a few too many drinks to be driving across town.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
32, i was 19. she used to be a stripper.
now i'm 22, and i'm working on a 40yo
now i'm 22, and i'm working on a 40yo