"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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what's the nastiest thing a Woman has ever said to you?

pimpfromdayone

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Haha, I bet that is pretty common though. There is a girl I was talking to online one time who won't even give me her number because she thinks it is weird or something since she doesn't know me personally. you've encountered a true bi-tch though. Tell her, "Well, I'll let you go back to your litte exclusive crew of friends then, or lack thereof." "Have fun with those losers."
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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donovan

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I was at a party, and i got over 7 numbers just at that party. Then I asked this girl, who I didn't even really like, and she said, NO. I said, what? Her friend was like, "Oh she doesnt give it to anyone.." I was like :eek: First time in my life that it happened. It would have been better if she was like, "FOCK OFF!!!" But she just said, "No." I was amazed!!! But it's water off a ducks back, and I still believe shes the freak ;)

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Walking Anomaly

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Can't remember any really good ones, but some include:

"You're like, arrogant."
"Grow up."
"You're an as*hole."


and one time a girl threw a ruler at me because i looked at her...she hated me before that though.....cant remember why. This was in like eigth grade
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Desdinova

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Here's a few...

"Stop" while we're having sex

"You're like.... 30 years old!"

When I was with my ex, I was considering getting a second job. She told me, "You wouldn't be able to handle a second job. You like your sleep too much!"

After the b1tch left, I got a second job which I held for two years (until I didn't need it anymore), and I fvcked one of her best friends.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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pimpfromdayone

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aaaaahahahhahahaha!!! I bet that bit-ch felt good after she found out you fuc-ked her best friend, hahahaha.
 

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This wasnt said to me, but to a friend of mine.

The crowd (females + males) I'm hanging out with is quite outgoing, we talk about basically anything.

Anyways, we were just chilling at a pub when the convo drifted over to sex. We knew that my friend and this chick had hooked up the night before, so we were kinda poking fun of them just ****s and giggles. Then the chick just goes :

"Sex? Is that what you call it? I don't know if he was f*cking me or trying to erase me!"

:eek:

The guy she referred to was sitting right on front of her. ****, I don't know what I would have done if that was me.
 
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