"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what's the nastiest thing a Woman has ever said to you?

pimpfromdayone

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Haha, I bet that is pretty common though. There is a girl I was talking to online one time who won't even give me her number because she thinks it is weird or something since she doesn't know me personally. you've encountered a true bi-tch though. Tell her, "Well, I'll let you go back to your litte exclusive crew of friends then, or lack thereof." "Have fun with those losers."
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I was at a party, and i got over 7 numbers just at that party. Then I asked this girl, who I didn't even really like, and she said, NO. I said, what? Her friend was like, "Oh she doesnt give it to anyone.." I was like :eek: First time in my life that it happened. It would have been better if she was like, "FOCK OFF!!!" But she just said, "No." I was amazed!!! But it's water off a ducks back, and I still believe shes the freak ;)

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Can't remember any really good ones, but some include:

"You're like, arrogant."
"Grow up."
"You're an as*hole."


and one time a girl threw a ruler at me because i looked at her...she hated me before that though.....cant remember why. This was in like eigth grade
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Desdinova

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Here's a few...

"Stop" while we're having sex

"You're like.... 30 years old!"

When I was with my ex, I was considering getting a second job. She told me, "You wouldn't be able to handle a second job. You like your sleep too much!"

After the b1tch left, I got a second job which I held for two years (until I didn't need it anymore), and I fvcked one of her best friends.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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aaaaahahahhahahaha!!! I bet that bit-ch felt good after she found out you fuc-ked her best friend, hahahaha.
 

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This wasnt said to me, but to a friend of mine.

The crowd (females + males) I'm hanging out with is quite outgoing, we talk about basically anything.

Anyways, we were just chilling at a pub when the convo drifted over to sex. We knew that my friend and this chick had hooked up the night before, so we were kinda poking fun of them just ****s and giggles. Then the chick just goes :

"Sex? Is that what you call it? I don't know if he was f*cking me or trying to erase me!"

:eek:

The guy she referred to was sitting right on front of her. ****, I don't know what I would have done if that was me.
 
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