What's the most shocking thing you've said to a girl?

[bigneil]

Sometimes during the seduction process things can stagnate, and you realize you have nothing to lose but to say something crazy.

For example "We had a future together. You were going to braid your hair. I was going to bathe you. Where did it all go wrong?"

Or "Are the rumors true that you've been hiding out because you put a few pounds on?"

It backfires sometimes, but if they have issues they are probably too high maintenance.

Have you tried any shock-value quotes with success?

 

[Who Dares Win]

"Listen lets not make things more complicate than what they really are, I like your body and I just fvck you, you're insignificant to me for anything else, so are we on or not?"

It turned a bored condescending girl into an angry b1tch who insulted me in any possible way and then left...only to come back few weeks later and helping me to add a notch to my count.

 

[Mike32ct]

Saw a bachelorette party girl at club. She had a giant plastic p@nis on her head.

I said, "Are you gonna dance or are you gonna just stand here like a d$ckhead?"

She loved it and bought me a drink.

 

[Eternal_water]

suck me beautiful

 

[Leporello]

'Stop talking. You're prettier with your mouth closed."

 

[cablecow15]

I don't currently have any stories like this , but ill be sure to make some tonight

 

[powpow]

In response to breaking up after about a three year relationship:

You give horrible bloowjobs. And I can't say that that fact didn't play a heavy role in my decision.

 

[perseverance]

"Come near me again and I'll cut your arms and legs off".

 

[jax871]

A chick tried to push in front of me in a line to a club because she 'really needed to pee'.. so i told her to piss in my mouth... she wasn't in to it.

 

[bigneil]

"You just don't turn me on anymore. There's more to it than being hot and bending over."

 

[Chamber36]

"Are the rumors true that you've been hiding out because you put a few pounds on?"

That's a good one. I'm going to use that.

All I got now is: "Why don't you put some curry on your toes and then come back."(we were talking about how her toes looked like little sausages)

And of course, my personal favorite: "You look like a taxi driver".

Neither of the lines led anywhere but they were funny.

 

[EvilAgenda]

Q: "Do I look fat in these jeans?"

Answered with: "Well, baby... to be fair... this is a small room."

 

[Love's Orphan]

"You better start fvcking now that you are 19, because no one is gonna pound you when you get fatter, uglier and older." You can imagine her face.

"Did you know that your butt is the main source of your strenght? Come on, squeeze, your butt and open that bottle. Dont give me that look, you know you are strong."

 

[bigneil]

"That's fine, but do note that you make a 20 year old stripper seem low maintenance."

 

[Young Stallion]

"No sh*t, thats your sister. Yeah I nailed her about 10 years ago, but you know babe she wasnt as good as you"

True story.

 

[captainsquare]

I like girls with big noses. Think me and you are gonna get along just fine.

 

[Mike32ct]

A few years ago I was on a first date with this lawyer chick.

HBLaw: Have you seen any good movies lately?

Mike: Grann Torinno

HBLaw: <Gives me eyeroll and responds with this condescending tone>

HBLaw: I saw it too, but it was ANTI-CLIMACTIC.

Mike: I hope you're not anti-cliMAXIC

HBLaw: <Jaw drop and priceless look>

I didn't get a second date, but didn't care .



Another time I was in the club and got the b@tch shield hard. I looked her in the eyes and said with a smirk....

"That's ok hon. In ten years, you'll be really nice to me."

I got another priceless look lol.

 

[roman81]

If you shave you mustache we might just have a chance hehehe

 

[5string]

Wanna see where the horse bit me?