"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What's the most romantic thing you've done for a girl?

REd-xL

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I've spent the last 5 years meandering from girl to girl on almost a weekly basis, so I haven't really had the opportunity to let my romance bloom.

My top story dates back to highschool: I grabbed my girlfriend at school by her locker, spun her around, and made out with her. I had a ring inside my mouth I noticed her eying the day before when we were at the mall. I went back and got it just to surprise her, and she loved it.

Bah, that sounds really lame in retrospect.

I'm sure you guys can top it; let's have it.

~Rx

P.S. I recently wrote about several sexual exploits I've had over the course of the last year, so check out the last dozen or so entries in my journal if that tickles your fancy. You might learn a thing or two about picking up girls along the way.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Kissed a girl passionately while she had my *** on her lips/in her mouth.
 

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Originally posted by Kineti[C]harm
Kissed a girl passionately while she had my *** on her lips/in her mouth.
Joking or not, girls actually really dig that sh!t. Swallowing is already such a hassle that if you don't mind kissing them right after, they take it as a sign of respect.
 

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It was one for my x's birthdays, I had done some research thru her friends and family as to what a list of some of her favorite songs were. I put together a cd of these songs (mostly slow) and on the night of her birthday, I drove out to a local park (not many people are ever at this park after 9pm) thats on the water front. I pulled my car up next to the pavillion, popped my trunk, put the cd in my player and turned it up. She was waiting for me at the pavillion while I was putting the music on. I joined her and we danced for a couple hours. She didn't stop crying she loved it so much.
 

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Originally posted by REd-xL
Joking or not, girls actually really dig that sh!t. Swallowing is already such a hassle that if you don't mind kissing them right after, they take it as a sign of respect.
I wasn't joking. That's the nicest thing I've ever done to a girl.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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