What's the funniest thing you heard a female say?

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

salinechow

Senior Don Juan

Nov 5, 2014

Easily the best line I ever heard a chick say on a date: 3 minutes into meeting her we were driving, and I was selecting a some music... I started to swerve a little and she said" Hey keep your eyes on the road and be careful you dont want to hurt the baby do ya? (Rubbing her stomach). 21 Year old no less. Obviously this sounds crazy but in context and knowing her better now, and knowing for sure she was kidding, and her flawless delivery as an ice breaker, this chick made me crack up laughing. She actually was funny all night.

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.