What's the funniest thing you heard a female say?

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

salinechow

Senior Don Juan

Nov 5, 2014

Easily the best line I ever heard a chick say on a date: 3 minutes into meeting her we were driving, and I was selecting a some music... I started to swerve a little and she said" Hey keep your eyes on the road and be careful you dont want to hurt the baby do ya? (Rubbing her stomach). 21 Year old no less. Obviously this sounds crazy but in context and knowing her better now, and knowing for sure she was kidding, and her flawless delivery as an ice breaker, this chick made me crack up laughing. She actually was funny all night.

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.