What's my f***ing problem?

[TheMinistered]

I'm at the mall today, I am talking to all my friend(s) (which, is a lot) and I had plenty of HB's to give me eye contact and some said Hi-- But I didn't feel like messing with that ****, am I gay or something? lol-- how do I motivate myself to get ass? I am lazy ;(

My last relationship I got a lot of ass, and I feel burned out on the ass-- perhaps I should see it more as planting a seed for ass? any advice?

 

[Porky]

If you don't want ass, don't get ass.

if you're scared to get ass so you're making up excuses about "not wanting" it (as many of us used to) then you need to just grab your balls and go for it.

 

[CrazyAsianBiker]

**** man, you're lucky you have the resources.

just TALK.

I'm always happy now so i make jokes and talk about random bull**** and usually my happiness moves onto them.

talk man, TALK.

one time i did that,
and i thought "damn that girl was hot i'm not just going to leth er go!"

so i walked outside right before she was going to leave and said.

"Hey, well we should keep in contact so give me your number"

and voila!
it hapened!

i just don't care dude.
ican takl about anything with anyone.

Like this angry ass mom that was talking to me likes me now!

i was talking about random BS.

me: hello is robert there?
mom: HE'S HERE BUT HE CANT' TALK RIGHT NOW WHO IS THIS!
me: this is greg, nice to meet you (laugh)
mom: well he can't talk right now
me: is he in trouble
mom: YES I'M SO SICK OF HIS ****!
me: haha well uh i guess i'll call later?
mom: do you need something from him
me: wellllll i'd say so
mom: well is it important or do you want to just bull**** around
me: well a little bit of both
me: i guess i'll call back later
mom: yeah try a week later
me: ok have a nice day mamm

then i got online and my friend said i can call again and that his mom likes me.

i guess it was C+F.

well that was pointless.

 

[California Love]

Your a bit desensitized to women and you're unloading the ammo too often.


Take a nice break from girls for a while and your urge to interact will reinitiate.

 

[cant think of a user name]

Haha CrazyAsianBiker that was a hilarious story.

Anyway responding to "TheMinistered":

I dont think you're gay..... you have the social status and ladies eyeing you...... so what's your problem? Nothing.

Relax man!