"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whats "LJBF" mean?

Ken785

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i can find it anywhere in the bible!! someone please list all the terms!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Let's Just be Friends

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Lime Jello Between Fingers.
 

b's nuts

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If I was up your ass you'd know
lets just be fvck-buddies?
long john butt fvckers?
lets just break furniture?
love joining butt fun?

its a spell cast in D&D but you have to have level 6 mana?


this game is fun. i waste to much time responding to this shizzle.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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rgeere

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Originally posted by Ken785
i can find it anywhere in the bible!! someone please list all the terms!!
It means "Last Jerk-off Boyfriend" and is normally proceeded by a girl talking about about other guys she likes around you at your expense. She also thinks you should be spending more time with Mrs. Rosy Palm and company.

Edit: 1100th post!
 

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"let's just butt ƒuck"
 

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it is womenese for: "I have no interest in you sexually and romantically - you in no way have attracted me, and i do not see you as boyfriend material."
 

rgeere

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Originally posted by Tao of Steve
it is womenese for: "I have no interest in you sexually and romantically - you in no way have attracted me, and i do not see you as boyfriend material."
This isn't always true ... Sometimes it could mean that she feels rejected and wants to atleast be friends with you or she is playing the 'friend's first" rule.

It is a form of rejection, but it doesn't always mean that she is rejecting you.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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