"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Whats "LJBF" mean?

Ken785

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i can find it anywhere in the bible!! someone please list all the terms!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bonhomme

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Let's Just be Friends

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Lime Jello Between Fingers.
 

b's nuts

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If I was up your ass you'd know
lets just be fvck-buddies?
long john butt fvckers?
lets just break furniture?
love joining butt fun?

its a spell cast in D&D but you have to have level 6 mana?


this game is fun. i waste to much time responding to this shizzle.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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rgeere

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Originally posted by Ken785
i can find it anywhere in the bible!! someone please list all the terms!!
It means "Last Jerk-off Boyfriend" and is normally proceeded by a girl talking about about other guys she likes around you at your expense. She also thinks you should be spending more time with Mrs. Rosy Palm and company.

Edit: 1100th post!
 

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"let's just butt ƒuck"
 

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it is womenese for: "I have no interest in you sexually and romantically - you in no way have attracted me, and i do not see you as boyfriend material."
 

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Originally posted by Tao of Steve
it is womenese for: "I have no interest in you sexually and romantically - you in no way have attracted me, and i do not see you as boyfriend material."
This isn't always true ... Sometimes it could mean that she feels rejected and wants to atleast be friends with you or she is playing the 'friend's first" rule.

It is a form of rejection, but it doesn't always mean that she is rejecting you.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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