DEEZEDBRAH
Master Don Juan
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When is your younger sister turning 18?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
What's a good response when a girl calls you an a$$hole?
- Thread starter RichardTheFrog
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Who Dares Win
Master Don Juan
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"does your mom knows that you say dirty words"?
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And how does this work in real terms?
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
I got called this several times before. I always laugh first, and then catch myself saying some weird things. These are a few I can remember off the top of my head:
“I love you too [name]”
“well you are what you eat”
“Why thank you”
“I know, isn’t it great?”
“And you love me for it”
“I love you [name]” (I usually only say this one after something really funny)
One girl actually said “I love you too” after that. Not gonna lie, I didn’t know what to say to THAT, that’s above beyond my level lol
“I love you too [name]”
“well you are what you eat”
“Why thank you”
“I know, isn’t it great?”
“And you love me for it”
“I love you [name]” (I usually only say this one after something really funny)
One girl actually said “I love you too” after that. Not gonna lie, I didn’t know what to say to THAT, that’s above beyond my level lol
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.