DEEZEDBRAH
Master Don Juan
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When is your younger sister turning 18?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What's a good response when a girl calls you an a$$hole?
- Thread starter RichardTheFrog
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Who Dares Win
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"does your mom knows that you say dirty words"?
RichardTheFrog
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And how does this work in real terms?
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
I got called this several times before. I always laugh first, and then catch myself saying some weird things. These are a few I can remember off the top of my head:
“I love you too [name]”
“well you are what you eat”
“Why thank you”
“I know, isn’t it great?”
“And you love me for it”
“I love you [name]” (I usually only say this one after something really funny)
One girl actually said “I love you too” after that. Not gonna lie, I didn’t know what to say to THAT, that’s above beyond my level lol
“I love you too [name]”
“well you are what you eat”
“Why thank you”
“I know, isn’t it great?”
“And you love me for it”
“I love you [name]” (I usually only say this one after something really funny)
One girl actually said “I love you too” after that. Not gonna lie, I didn’t know what to say to THAT, that’s above beyond my level lol
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.