“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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What's a good DJ voice mail message?

qweretyuiopas

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Im trying to get a new voice mail message for my phone because Im tired of the one i got. My current one is: "Hi, this is qwerety if this is my parents, I need money, if this is one of my friends, you owe me money, if this is a creditor, I don't have any money, and if this is a girl, I have plenty of money."
Now maybe one of you likes that so you can use it but I've had it for too long and I wanna switch, so can any of you guys give me a good message to change it to?
Another thing, I've been filling out job app. and I put my cell # on there as a alternate line, so is it even a good idea to have a C&F voice mail message, or should I leave it basic, in case I get a call back for a job interview?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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http://www.goodquotes.com/answeringmachine.htm

Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
dude they ripped you off...
 

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Originally posted by qweretyuiopas
Im trying to get a new voice mail message for my phone because Im tired of the one i got. My current one is: "Hi, this is qwerety if this is my parents, I need money, if this is one of my friends, you owe me money, if this is a creditor, I don't have any money, and if this is a girl, I have plenty of money."
Now maybe one of you likes that so you can use it but I've had it for too long and I wanna switch, so can any of you guys give me a good message to change it to?
Another thing, I've been filling out job app. and I put my cell # on there as a alternate line, so is it even a good idea to have a C&F voice mail message, or should I leave it basic, in case I get a call back for a job interview?
its your cell phone, i think the job wouldnt leave a message on it if you gave them a home phone, just if tehy wanted to get intouch with your right away.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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whatever happened to ..
"heres the beep , you know what to do."
 

qweretyuiopas

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Originally posted by Jvesti
You care too much
That doesnt help me.

Originally posted by penkitten
whatever happened to ..
"heres the beep , you know what to do."
That went out with pagers.

Originally posted by BLUEox117
its your cell phone, i think the job wouldnt leave a message on it if you gave them a home phone, just if tehy wanted to get intouch with your right away.
You have a good point, I still want to do it just in case.
 

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Originally posted by qweretyuiopas
That doesnt help me.



That went out with pagers.



You have a good point, I still want to do it just in case.
Again, You care too much. the fact you care about having a suave "answering message" means you are too needy for female attention.

You ever seen a dude who looks like he's trying too hard when he dresses. A lot of guys on here try to put on some kind of show when they're talking to girls. (oooh.. I'm gonna load her with all the ****y/funny lines i can think of, I'm gonna try and make her laugh every second then she's sure to love me"). They've got it all wrong. This falls in line with that. Although they might be thinking they are doing somethin effective they're not. Women sense this neediness.

A man who is attractive to females is not obsessed like that. He's just about having fun. Do you think Colin Farell purposely puts a suave voice message on his phone or would he just put something on that's fun to enjoy himself. Donald Trump? Brad Pitt? They dont give a **** its just an answering machine message! Its superficial. It's also not someone realizing that fact "that cool guys dont care" and using it to pretend he doesn't care.

Men who are successful with women do not have things like this phasing their mind. They aren't trying to put on a show.

Besides if they are calling you in the first place or returning your calls it really doesn't matter. ;)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Think there was a post about this recently and whilst i really dont think it is too important the one i liked best was:

"Hi this is X's fridge. His Ansaphone is on holiday right now but if you leave a message i will write it on a post-it and stick it to my door."
 

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I belch and blow on girls, so mine is "Hi, this is seanchai, and I'm not available, so what I need you to do is, leave a blow after the belch" *BELCH*

Not too popular when my landlord, etc. calls.
 
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