“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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qweretyuiopas

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Im trying to get a new voice mail message for my phone because Im tired of the one i got. My current one is: "Hi, this is qwerety if this is my parents, I need money, if this is one of my friends, you owe me money, if this is a creditor, I don't have any money, and if this is a girl, I have plenty of money."
Now maybe one of you likes that so you can use it but I've had it for too long and I wanna switch, so can any of you guys give me a good message to change it to?
Another thing, I've been filling out job app. and I put my cell # on there as a alternate line, so is it even a good idea to have a C&F voice mail message, or should I leave it basic, in case I get a call back for a job interview?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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http://www.goodquotes.com/answeringmachine.htm

Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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dude they ripped you off...
 
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Originally posted by qweretyuiopas
Im trying to get a new voice mail message for my phone because Im tired of the one i got. My current one is: "Hi, this is qwerety if this is my parents, I need money, if this is one of my friends, you owe me money, if this is a creditor, I don't have any money, and if this is a girl, I have plenty of money."
Now maybe one of you likes that so you can use it but I've had it for too long and I wanna switch, so can any of you guys give me a good message to change it to?
Another thing, I've been filling out job app. and I put my cell # on there as a alternate line, so is it even a good idea to have a C&F voice mail message, or should I leave it basic, in case I get a call back for a job interview?
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its your cell phone, i think the job wouldnt leave a message on it if you gave them a home phone, just if tehy wanted to get intouch with your right away.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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whatever happened to ..
"heres the beep , you know what to do."
 
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Originally posted by Jvesti
You care too much
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That doesnt help me.

Originally posted by penkitten
whatever happened to ..
"heres the beep , you know what to do."
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That went out with pagers.

Originally posted by BLUEox117
its your cell phone, i think the job wouldnt leave a message on it if you gave them a home phone, just if tehy wanted to get intouch with your right away.
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You have a good point, I still want to do it just in case.
 
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Originally posted by qweretyuiopas
That doesnt help me.



That went out with pagers.



You have a good point, I still want to do it just in case.
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Again, You care too much. the fact you care about having a suave "answering message" means you are too needy for female attention.

You ever seen a dude who looks like he's trying too hard when he dresses. A lot of guys on here try to put on some kind of show when they're talking to girls. (oooh.. I'm gonna load her with all the ****y/funny lines i can think of, I'm gonna try and make her laugh every second then she's sure to love me"). They've got it all wrong. This falls in line with that. Although they might be thinking they are doing somethin effective they're not. Women sense this neediness.

A man who is attractive to females is not obsessed like that. He's just about having fun. Do you think Colin Farell purposely puts a suave voice message on his phone or would he just put something on that's fun to enjoy himself. Donald Trump? Brad Pitt? They dont give a **** its just an answering machine message! Its superficial. It's also not someone realizing that fact "that cool guys dont care" and using it to pretend he doesn't care.

Men who are successful with women do not have things like this phasing their mind. They aren't trying to put on a show.

Besides if they are calling you in the first place or returning your calls it really doesn't matter. ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Think there was a post about this recently and whilst i really dont think it is too important the one i liked best was:

"Hi this is X's fridge. His Ansaphone is on holiday right now but if you leave a message i will write it on a post-it and stick it to my door."
 
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I belch and blow on girls, so mine is "Hi, this is seanchai, and I'm not available, so what I need you to do is, leave a blow after the belch" *BELCH*

Not too popular when my landlord, etc. calls.
 
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