I want a woman who isn't afraid of her sexuality. Pook posts about how we all need to be REAL men, but it there are women who are too afraid of their sexuality too. If my GF is very sexual and not afraid to show it - it turns me on.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.