sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
"Who's better? Optimus Prime or Megatron?"
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
What would you say to Megan Fox?
- Thread starter base2ball2boy2
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Commandante
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- Hey, I think I know you somewhere! You must be that actress!
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- What a surprise meeting you here. Your movie, the "Anal intruders 5" is my favourite one...
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- What a surprise meeting you here. Your movie, the "Anal intruders 5" is my favourite one...
Man, I would make a HUGE scene. I would just go there and first I would stand up to her and look at her for a while, and then I'd go like... "Yeah, yeah" while looking at her from a lot of different angles with a preplexed look, and then I'd go like: Man I knew I wasn't mistaken!! (Then I could do something else like a joke for the surprised element, but maybe not) and I'd do like You're that chick megan fox! (I'd invent something else at this point to make it more fantastic as obvious, with body languege etc.). Then I'd do a lot of stange questions like so how you are doing? That's great man, really. (Pause in conversation). and things like that. I always do these stupid questions 
with a kind of i don't know how to explain subcumonication, but it's funny to me at least and sometimes even other people go crazy Depending on the conversation, if she went along saying normal things like: Not so good, I'm tierd with the movies etc. I'd normally talk back like: Of course that can be so tiring I know it. (This works better with more people around, because someone starts laughing or says something like you can't be serious and I reply back: What man? You know, I've been in the buisness for so so long, and I say something ridiculous like: In fact, there was a time that bla bla bla always raising the level you understand?)
This has got to be the stupidest thing I ever posted. But it would totally work in real life. :crackup: I just talk without saying nothing in particular, then the vibe fills out the blank spots. Know what I'm saying anyone? It's nice because it can go long for hours, and it's fun. And at least to me it's totally worth it.
Commandante that's a sick one! The problem is that it doesn't give much space for the other person to play along. She could get mad.
with a kind of i don't know how to explain subcumonication, but it's funny to me at least and sometimes even other people go crazy Depending on the conversation, if she went along saying normal things like: Not so good, I'm tierd with the movies etc. I'd normally talk back like: Of course that can be so tiring I know it. (This works better with more people around, because someone starts laughing or says something like you can't be serious and I reply back: What man? You know, I've been in the buisness for so so long, and I say something ridiculous like: In fact, there was a time that bla bla bla always raising the level you understand?) This has got to be the stupidest thing I ever posted. But it would totally work in real life. :crackup: I just talk without saying nothing in particular, then the vibe fills out the blank spots. Know what I'm saying anyone? It's nice because it can go long for hours, and it's fun. And at least to me it's totally worth it.
Commandante that's a sick one! The problem is that it doesn't give much space for the other person to play along. She could get mad.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Commandante
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Oh, I forget the kino phase:
... and I appreciate your talent. [slap her bvtt]
... and I appreciate your talent. [slap her bvtt]
wordism
Don Juan
Wouldn't be pressured because she doesn't have a booty
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
I'd start by walking past her then turning and looking over my shoulder asking her who lies more, men or women? I would then preform the cube while wooing every few seconds. Then I'd pull a pen and paper out of my hat and ask for her number. Whether I'm successful or not I'd throw a smoke bomb and ninja vanish.base2ball2boy2 said:
base2ball2boy2
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Yes. Win.Maxtro said: