sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
"Who's better? Optimus Prime or Megatron?"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
What would you say to Megan Fox?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Commandante
Senior Don Juan
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- Hey, I think I know you somewhere! You must be that actress!
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- What a surprise meeting you here. Your movie, the "Anal intruders 5" is my favourite one...
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- What a surprise meeting you here. Your movie, the "Anal intruders 5" is my favourite one...
Man, I would make a HUGE scene. I would just go there and first I would stand up to her and look at her for a while, and then I'd go like... "Yeah, yeah" while looking at her from a lot of different angles with a preplexed look, and then I'd go like: Man I knew I wasn't mistaken!! (Then I could do something else like a joke for the surprised element, but maybe not) and I'd do like You're that chick megan fox! (I'd invent something else at this point to make it more fantastic as obvious, with body languege etc.). Then I'd do a lot of stange questions like so how you are doing? That's great man, really. (Pause in conversation). and things like that. I always do these stupid questions 
with a kind of i don't know how to explain subcumonication, but it's funny to me at least and sometimes even other people go crazy Depending on the conversation, if she went along saying normal things like: Not so good, I'm tierd with the movies etc. I'd normally talk back like: Of course that can be so tiring I know it. (This works better with more people around, because someone starts laughing or says something like you can't be serious and I reply back: What man? You know, I've been in the buisness for so so long, and I say something ridiculous like: In fact, there was a time that bla bla bla always raising the level you understand?)
This has got to be the stupidest thing I ever posted. But it would totally work in real life. :crackup: I just talk without saying nothing in particular, then the vibe fills out the blank spots. Know what I'm saying anyone? It's nice because it can go long for hours, and it's fun. And at least to me it's totally worth it.
Commandante that's a sick one! The problem is that it doesn't give much space for the other person to play along. She could get mad.
with a kind of i don't know how to explain subcumonication, but it's funny to me at least and sometimes even other people go crazy Depending on the conversation, if she went along saying normal things like: Not so good, I'm tierd with the movies etc. I'd normally talk back like: Of course that can be so tiring I know it. (This works better with more people around, because someone starts laughing or says something like you can't be serious and I reply back: What man? You know, I've been in the buisness for so so long, and I say something ridiculous like: In fact, there was a time that bla bla bla always raising the level you understand?) This has got to be the stupidest thing I ever posted. But it would totally work in real life. :crackup: I just talk without saying nothing in particular, then the vibe fills out the blank spots. Know what I'm saying anyone? It's nice because it can go long for hours, and it's fun. And at least to me it's totally worth it.
Commandante that's a sick one! The problem is that it doesn't give much space for the other person to play along. She could get mad.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Commandante
Senior Don Juan
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Oh, I forget the kino phase:
... and I appreciate your talent. [slap her bvtt]
... and I appreciate your talent. [slap her bvtt]
wordism
Don Juan
Wouldn't be pressured because she doesn't have a booty
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
I'd start by walking past her then turning and looking over my shoulder asking her who lies more, men or women? I would then preform the cube while wooing every few seconds. Then I'd pull a pen and paper out of my hat and ask for her number. Whether I'm successful or not I'd throw a smoke bomb and ninja vanish.base2ball2boy2 said:
base2ball2boy2
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Yes. Win.Maxtro said: