"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What Would You Rate These Women?

SAYNO

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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El Payaso

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#2 can have my babies.
 

VladPatton

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6, 6, 5, could be a dude, 7, 4, 4, 4, 7, 5
 

In2theGame

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Out of that whole group, The only one i could see myself going for is #5 (I only like her last picture though, pretty cute) #1 is alright too. The rest dont do it for me.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Dgwizdal

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1 and 5 are decent - 6-7 territory. Rest are beat.
 

JoeMarron

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1. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=68786142

Cute

2. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=66036945

Cute face but waaaay too thick for my taste. Black dudes please don't take my black card

3. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=70972647

Obligatory 4/10 would not bang

4. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=70849370

:( somebody make it go away

5. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=61738176

Cute

6. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=66610052

Cute but could slim down a bit. The last pic with her hair dyed blond is terrifying

7. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59184874

Lol at secret internet fatty cam angle but cute face

8. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=49854450

Cute but camera angle is annoying as hell

9. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=64572964

Cute but not feeling that nose. Props for a proper body pic

10. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=53990637

Ehh...


All are bangable except three obviously. Four I would bang just for the lolz...if she is indeed a she.
 

backbreaker

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these f'n scallywags are what you guys are *****ing about over on POF lol
 

In2theGame

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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GS750

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1- She's cute. No doubt. 23...perfect age
2- No way
3- No way in hell
4- Nope
5- She's definitely cute. Green eyes...awesome.
6- No way
7- I agree with Joe. Cute face but suspect on the angles. Fat most likely


...Cant see the rest. And I'm not signing up for POF
 
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