"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What Would You Rate These Women?

SAYNO

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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El Payaso

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#2 can have my babies.
 

VladPatton

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6, 6, 5, could be a dude, 7, 4, 4, 4, 7, 5
 

In2theGame

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Out of that whole group, The only one i could see myself going for is #5 (I only like her last picture though, pretty cute) #1 is alright too. The rest dont do it for me.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Dgwizdal

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1 and 5 are decent - 6-7 territory. Rest are beat.
 

JoeMarron

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1. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=68786142

Cute

2. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=66036945

Cute face but waaaay too thick for my taste. Black dudes please don't take my black card

3. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=70972647

Obligatory 4/10 would not bang

4. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=70849370

:( somebody make it go away

5. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=61738176

Cute

6. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=66610052

Cute but could slim down a bit. The last pic with her hair dyed blond is terrifying

7. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59184874

Lol at secret internet fatty cam angle but cute face

8. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=49854450

Cute but camera angle is annoying as hell

9. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=64572964

Cute but not feeling that nose. Props for a proper body pic

10. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=53990637

Ehh...


All are bangable except three obviously. Four I would bang just for the lolz...if she is indeed a she.
 

backbreaker

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these f'n scallywags are what you guys are *****ing about over on POF lol
 

In2theGame

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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GS750

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1- She's cute. No doubt. 23...perfect age
2- No way
3- No way in hell
4- Nope
5- She's definitely cute. Green eyes...awesome.
6- No way
7- I agree with Joe. Cute face but suspect on the angles. Fat most likely


...Cant see the rest. And I'm not signing up for POF
 
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