"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What would you like to be in another life?

SamePendo

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What would you like to be in another life?

I would like to be:

1) A black rapper. With big chains, those big coats, ¨fancy/tight¨ cars, and make videos with lots of women etc. And I´d make those ego-blowing songs, and I´d diss other rappers... you know the drill.

2) A super hot caucasian woman. I´d have sex with EVERYBODY and EVERYONE. I´d be down on EVERYTHING. I´d have some kind of inheritance, so I wouldn´t have to work.

3) A lucky bastard like the one who had sex with his hot teacher, though I´d like to have more sex than what supposedly did.

4) While we´re at that, I´d also like to be an Alien. Although those who believe in re-encarnation never mention that possibility.

5) A guy with psychic powers, I´d read minds, move objects, the next wish kind of is the same thing

6) Be a mutant. Like those on x-men, I´d walk through walls, be invisible. As an adolescent I´d have sex and get my twisting and jiggling **** inside a woman and **** her like crazy. Ha!

Edit: You can only wish to be something you cannot allready be this life.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by SamePendo
2) A super hot caucasian woman.
Here's a smiley for you... :cheer:

Wishing you were someone else is self-defeating and pointless. You're you, you'll always be you, so there's no point to it.
 

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Re: Re: What would you like to be in another life?

Originally posted by diablo
Here's a smiley for you... :cheer:

Wishing you were someone else is self-defeating and pointless. You're you, you'll always be you, so there's no point to it.
It´s like saying you must only work 24/7. You need entertainment in your life. Detachment from your everyday problems.
 

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A sosuave moderator! :crazy:
 

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with what i know now??? shepard in the mountans of switcerland, or a monk
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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A dog. That way i could eat ,sleep, ****, play with **** and sniff female dogs arses.:D
 

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Re: Re: Re: What would you like to be in another life?

Originally posted by SamePendo
It´s like saying you must only work 24/7. You need entertainment in your life. Detachment from your everyday problems.
From the thought-out list you've provided it sounds like you're detaching yourself too much from your problems. There's a line that divides detachment from fantasyland... It's not healthy to always wish you were someone else - why not take some of that time and use it towards improving your own life so you don't have to pretend in your head that you're somebody else?

Seriously, it's pathetic if you do it on a regular basis.
 

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Superman, no matter how hard I try I can't get the x-ray vision to work. I can't even dodge bullets, how pathetic is that?
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: What would you like to be in another life?

Originally posted by diablo
From the thought-out list you've provided it sounds like you're detaching yourself too much from your problems. There's a line that divides detachment from fantasyland... It's not healthy to always wish you were someone else - why not take some of that time and use it towards improving your own life so you don't have to pretend in your head that you're somebody else?

Seriously, it's pathetic if you do it on a regular basis.

Dont worry. Thankyou though.

Rollo:

Why not create your own porn portal? I know it´s one of my plans. Porn buissiness... it´s ****ing... how can you go wrong?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Aids?
 

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i would like to be myself, however with a better head on my shoulders and a stronger backbone:cheer:
 

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Originally posted by italostud
A sosuave moderator! :crazy:
That is the way to true fulfillment.

If it weren't for all the f*ckin' posters, that is.

:cuss:
 
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