"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What would you like to be in another life?

SamePendo

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What would you like to be in another life?

I would like to be:

1) A black rapper. With big chains, those big coats, ¨fancy/tight¨ cars, and make videos with lots of women etc. And I´d make those ego-blowing songs, and I´d diss other rappers... you know the drill.

2) A super hot caucasian woman. I´d have sex with EVERYBODY and EVERYONE. I´d be down on EVERYTHING. I´d have some kind of inheritance, so I wouldn´t have to work.

3) A lucky bastard like the one who had sex with his hot teacher, though I´d like to have more sex than what supposedly did.

4) While we´re at that, I´d also like to be an Alien. Although those who believe in re-encarnation never mention that possibility.

5) A guy with psychic powers, I´d read minds, move objects, the next wish kind of is the same thing

6) Be a mutant. Like those on x-men, I´d walk through walls, be invisible. As an adolescent I´d have sex and get my twisting and jiggling **** inside a woman and **** her like crazy. Ha!

Edit: You can only wish to be something you cannot allready be this life.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by SamePendo
2) A super hot caucasian woman.
Here's a smiley for you... :cheer:

Wishing you were someone else is self-defeating and pointless. You're you, you'll always be you, so there's no point to it.
 

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Re: Re: What would you like to be in another life?

Originally posted by diablo
Here's a smiley for you... :cheer:

Wishing you were someone else is self-defeating and pointless. You're you, you'll always be you, so there's no point to it.
It´s like saying you must only work 24/7. You need entertainment in your life. Detachment from your everyday problems.
 

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A sosuave moderator! :crazy:
 

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with what i know now??? shepard in the mountans of switcerland, or a monk
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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A dog. That way i could eat ,sleep, ****, play with **** and sniff female dogs arses.:D
 

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Re: Re: Re: What would you like to be in another life?

Originally posted by SamePendo
It´s like saying you must only work 24/7. You need entertainment in your life. Detachment from your everyday problems.
From the thought-out list you've provided it sounds like you're detaching yourself too much from your problems. There's a line that divides detachment from fantasyland... It's not healthy to always wish you were someone else - why not take some of that time and use it towards improving your own life so you don't have to pretend in your head that you're somebody else?

Seriously, it's pathetic if you do it on a regular basis.
 

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Superman, no matter how hard I try I can't get the x-ray vision to work. I can't even dodge bullets, how pathetic is that?
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: What would you like to be in another life?

Originally posted by diablo
From the thought-out list you've provided it sounds like you're detaching yourself too much from your problems. There's a line that divides detachment from fantasyland... It's not healthy to always wish you were someone else - why not take some of that time and use it towards improving your own life so you don't have to pretend in your head that you're somebody else?

Seriously, it's pathetic if you do it on a regular basis.

Dont worry. Thankyou though.

Rollo:

Why not create your own porn portal? I know it´s one of my plans. Porn buissiness... it´s ****ing... how can you go wrong?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i would like to be myself, however with a better head on my shoulders and a stronger backbone:cheer:
 

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Originally posted by italostud
A sosuave moderator! :crazy:
That is the way to true fulfillment.

If it weren't for all the f*ckin' posters, that is.

:cuss:
 
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