"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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What would you like to be in another life?

SamePendo

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What would you like to be in another life?

I would like to be:

1) A black rapper. With big chains, those big coats, ¨fancy/tight¨ cars, and make videos with lots of women etc. And I´d make those ego-blowing songs, and I´d diss other rappers... you know the drill.

2) A super hot caucasian woman. I´d have sex with EVERYBODY and EVERYONE. I´d be down on EVERYTHING. I´d have some kind of inheritance, so I wouldn´t have to work.

3) A lucky bastard like the one who had sex with his hot teacher, though I´d like to have more sex than what supposedly did.

4) While we´re at that, I´d also like to be an Alien. Although those who believe in re-encarnation never mention that possibility.

5) A guy with psychic powers, I´d read minds, move objects, the next wish kind of is the same thing

6) Be a mutant. Like those on x-men, I´d walk through walls, be invisible. As an adolescent I´d have sex and get my twisting and jiggling **** inside a woman and **** her like crazy. Ha!

Edit: You can only wish to be something you cannot allready be this life.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by SamePendo
2) A super hot caucasian woman.
Here's a smiley for you... :cheer:

Wishing you were someone else is self-defeating and pointless. You're you, you'll always be you, so there's no point to it.
 

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Re: Re: What would you like to be in another life?

Originally posted by diablo
Here's a smiley for you... :cheer:

Wishing you were someone else is self-defeating and pointless. You're you, you'll always be you, so there's no point to it.
It´s like saying you must only work 24/7. You need entertainment in your life. Detachment from your everyday problems.
 

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A sosuave moderator! :crazy:
 

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with what i know now??? shepard in the mountans of switcerland, or a monk
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A dog. That way i could eat ,sleep, ****, play with **** and sniff female dogs arses.:D
 

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Re: Re: Re: What would you like to be in another life?

Originally posted by SamePendo
It´s like saying you must only work 24/7. You need entertainment in your life. Detachment from your everyday problems.
From the thought-out list you've provided it sounds like you're detaching yourself too much from your problems. There's a line that divides detachment from fantasyland... It's not healthy to always wish you were someone else - why not take some of that time and use it towards improving your own life so you don't have to pretend in your head that you're somebody else?

Seriously, it's pathetic if you do it on a regular basis.
 

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Superman, no matter how hard I try I can't get the x-ray vision to work. I can't even dodge bullets, how pathetic is that?
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: What would you like to be in another life?

Originally posted by diablo
From the thought-out list you've provided it sounds like you're detaching yourself too much from your problems. There's a line that divides detachment from fantasyland... It's not healthy to always wish you were someone else - why not take some of that time and use it towards improving your own life so you don't have to pretend in your head that you're somebody else?

Seriously, it's pathetic if you do it on a regular basis.

Dont worry. Thankyou though.

Rollo:

Why not create your own porn portal? I know it´s one of my plans. Porn buissiness... it´s ****ing... how can you go wrong?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Aids?
 

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i would like to be myself, however with a better head on my shoulders and a stronger backbone:cheer:
 

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Originally posted by italostud
A sosuave moderator! :crazy:
That is the way to true fulfillment.

If it weren't for all the f*ckin' posters, that is.

:cuss:
 
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