"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What would you guess her hip to waist ratio to be?
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
MikeBrown30
Senior Don Juan
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How did you get that picture speakeasy? Looks like you took it while following her into her apartment for some action...
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Does she have her own zip code?
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Scar Tissue
Don Juan
She legitly looks like a hippo from the back...
Powerlifter
Senior Don Juan
Dam! I told BigJumbo to stay home.
Powerlifter
Powerlifter
kingsam
Master Don Juan
well the fatties Do appreciate it more than a normal girl !MikeBrown30 said:
While I agree that picture is rather ridiculous and the girl should be shot down, let us remember that behind closed doors, girls are doing the same thing with *loser* guys
Guys with no money, or game, or status, are the complete laughing stock of girls
Guys with no money, or game, or status, are the complete laughing stock of girls
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
ChalengeGuyFan
Master Don Juan
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Cow indeed 
What's interesting though is on second look, she actually has a good hip to waist RATIO. The problem is there's just too much hip and too much waist! But the ratio is actually good. You can tell by the way the fat is distributed on her body that if she were a thin woman, she'd have a very good shape. What a waste.