"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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What would you do if you were at a strip joint, and the dancer revealed herself to be a tranny?

MatureDJ

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I was reading this, and it got me interested:
Women could soon be allowed to bare more flesh in Chicago strip clubs that sell liquor in a loosening of the city’s nudity rules following a settlement of a federal lawsuit brought by a transgender woman.
my opinion: :down: :eek::eek::eek:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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taiyuu_otoko

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What if you were banging the hottest girl of a lifetime and suddenly realized you'd been abducted by aliens and you had, in fact, been banging a half empty jar of extra crunchy peanut butter as part of an alien mind control experiment?
 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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I think for most guys it’s a nondisclosure, a “don’t ask, don’t tell” kinda thing lol...
 

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What if you were banging the hottest girl of a lifetime and suddenly realized you'd been abducted by aliens and you had, in fact, been banging a half empty jar of extra crunchy peanut butter as part of an alien mind control experiment?
I’d publish an article for MatureDJ to speculate on.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Who Dares Win

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Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in most European countries. We are engaged on the issue and committed to looking at options that support our full range of digital offerings to the EU market. We continue to identify technical compliance solutions that will provide all readers with our award-winning journalism.

I would ask her/him to bang under the shower whoever decides news restrictions toward europeans.
 

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I wouldn't care too much as long as they advertise first.
 
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