"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What would you do if she was ugly?

syncmaster

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So I found myself slipping the other day & supplicating... chasing these three sister super hb's i met. The convo went flat and i left but something was bothering me and it didnt' come to me until 15 mins ago when i was sleeping.

WHY THE FVCK AM I CHASING THEM?!!

They've done nothing to prove themselves and then i realized what would I do if they were ugs? I'd probalby just ignore them and go about my business. So here I am - now just doing what I want.

On a side note: Am I the only one who notices that hb's always have their status on msn or something similar as "away".
Maybe i've just got ****ty luck :p -- Any suggestions on how to play this?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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guitaronfire411

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What about:

"This is syncmaster's bot. Message me and I'll get back to you whenever I feel like it."

Not very inspired, though.
 

pimpfromdayone

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yeah, they have their MSN thing on "away" because they want to appear busy and important. Same thing with cell phones.... part of the reason they are on them constantly is to show others how important they are :rolleyes:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
yeah, they have their MSN thing on "away" because they want to appear busy and important. Same thing with cell phones.... part of the reason they are on them constantly is to show others how important they are :rolleyes:
yeah, and i'd like to add that i've had a few girls who, when i used to chat online often (but found it's a huge waste of time and energy anyway unless i'm talking to friends/family i don't see on a daily basis), they'd be away a lot, like you say...

...and i'd ask what they're doing, and they be doing stupid shit like watching a tv show...this one girl who led me to this site was always watching friends or seinfeld, and acted like she was "busy"

...and to answer the original post with my 2 cents...well, i stopped caring about how hot/ugly girls are a while ago...since then it's been all about "what can i get out of it" ...i don't waste my time or energy, and i've realized that she's no more special than the ugly girl with crooked teeth...in fact the only one we should be praising are the parents...and that's as long as the hot girl isn't also messed up in the head, like most very hot girls i've met

it's kind of like this poster i really like, that reads: "it's all about me, deal with it"

no one's perfect though, and i'm not either...so good question to remember for those dry spell times ;)
 
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