"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What would PlayHer Man say about a woman who tells you:

thatfeel

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"It's not your fault I love you" when you aren't even together and haven't even hung out together outside of work and don't know each other on an intimate level yet at all? Just curious.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She's got something wrong with her ??? something down those lines I bet..:crackup:
 

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thatfeel said:
"It's not your fault I love you" when you aren't even together and haven't even hung out together outside of work and don't know each other on an intimate level yet at all? Just curious.
That would depend on several factors. Most importantly --> Is she hot and do I want to f*ck her?

Another important factor is work. I generally don't mix business with pleasure. So she is SOL unless she quits her job. I sure as hell won't quit mine over a chick. So that's what I would say (assuming she is hot and I want to f*ck her of course) --> "We can't see each other as long as we both work here."

Another factor: What type of job is it? If we work at Walmart then I would totally f*ck her. Who gives a sh!t about that job. But if its a real job then hell no.
 

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PHM, thatfeel here, I'm 23 dating a 49 y/o if you haven't been following my posts. And yes it's a real job. And yes to answer your most importantly question(both of them).
 
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