This girl I used to know had a really nice body, especially her butt. I saw her the other day and I swear her butt had gotten flat, it’s nowhere nearly as nice and round as it used to be. I thought maybe she lost weight but she honestly didn’t seem like it in other places. Never seen a girl develop a flat ass before when they used to have a nice one.lol
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
What would make a girl develop a flat butt?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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She was getting banged forcefully from behind too much. All that force causes her butt to go flat.
Poonani Maker
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Being asian? conservative?
DelayedGratification
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I have a reverse anecdote, which may or may not apply here: hormones.
My GF claims that when she went on the pill, it rounded out her butt a bit and made her go up a bra size.
My GF claims that when she went on the pill, it rounded out her butt a bit and made her go up a bra size.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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She used to wear pants that gave it shape. Simple as that.
Could also be aging. Now, if that is the case, working out would have helped her.
Could also be aging. Now, if that is the case, working out would have helped her.
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She probably became a Vegan.
You can't get a nice ass or nice body without eating meat.
The amount of protein you get from it is unparalleled.
Protein builds and repairs muscles throughout the entire body, and it gives women that "athletic look".
You can't get a nice ass or nice body without eating meat.
The amount of protein you get from it is unparalleled.
Protein builds and repairs muscles throughout the entire body, and it gives women that "athletic look".
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False and half truth. Vegans get protein from other sources. The shapely butt we desire does come from well developed glute muscles, correct.
I have in fact banged a vegan who looked like a stick with ass and boobs.
MrWood
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crack/meth
touma.akagi
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Sitting too much.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
lamath
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this