"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What would have you said to this...?

alphamale1

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Hey Guysssss...,

This woman called me last nite and we chatted and she mentioned that she works for a kebab place, and I said wow you cook. and I said.....I need a woman who knows how to cook....
and she said.....i dont know how to cook...and I replied:

ohhh i was interested in u but now that I know you cant cook, im not that interested now........

she then said "i betta get going""...and I replied 'give me a call one day if u want to do something...

Ok what c&f statements would have you said when she says I dont know how to cook.....and when she says i know how to cook.

getting there buddy juans.....

Ben
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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jonny football hero

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"as long as you can make breakfast ;)"
 

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Her: i dont know how to cook

Me: Wow thanks, you've just made my day by encouraging me to live up to my life long dream of becoming a full-time househusband. Just as long as you don't gripe about supper being cold or burnt or anything, I hate that.
 

AFK Protector

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Re: Re: What would have you said to this...?

Originally posted by rgeere
Her: i dont know how to cook

Me: Wow thanks, you've just made my day by encouraging me to live up to my life long dream of becoming a full-time househusband. Just as long as you don't gripe about supper being cold or burnt or anything, I hate that.
When **** gets too long, it's not C&F. It's just being a stuck up smart-ass, and unless you have good looks, you won't pull it off giving her a friggin sermon. Nice try grasshopper.:)

nice one jonnyfootball

her: I don't know how too cook
me: not all things that need to be eaten have to be cooked;) (refering to pvssy you know)
her::eek:
me: I was talking about sushi you perv!
 

rgeere

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Re: Re: Re: What would have you said to this...?

Originally posted by AFK Protector
When **** gets too long, it's not C&F. It's just being a stuck up smart-ass, and unless you have good looks, you won't pull it off giving her a friggin sermon. Nice try grasshopper.:)
Well, I just happen to be an average looking stuck-up smartass, and it's never failed me. It's not necessarily what you say, but how you say it that makes all the difference in the end.

Although, that was more of a keyboard jockey response. In a real life situation it would probably sound better shortened.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Chemistry

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Best reply... AFK

The whole househusband line comes off patronising and sarcastic...

What works is witty.. witty is always short and fast

And I'm jacking that line for tonight, lol... University is back on, town is full of 1000s of 18/19 yr old chicks... and you know these freshers ain't up on cooking yet!
 
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