What would have you said to this...?

[alphamale1]

Hey Guysssss...,

This woman called me last nite and we chatted and she mentioned that she works for a kebab place, and I said wow you cook. and I said.....I need a woman who knows how to cook....
and she said.....i dont know how to cook...and I replied:

ohhh i was interested in u but now that I know you cant cook, im not that interested now........

she then said "i betta get going""...and I replied 'give me a call one day if u want to do something...

Ok what c&f statements would have you said when she says I dont know how to cook.....and when she says i know how to cook.

getting there buddy juans.....

Ben

 

[jonny football hero]

"as long as you can make breakfast "

 

[rgeere]

Her: i dont know how to cook

Me: Wow thanks, you've just made my day by encouraging me to live up to my life long dream of becoming a full-time househusband. Just as long as you don't gripe about supper being cold or burnt or anything, I hate that.

 

[AFK Protector]

Re: Re: What would have you said to this...?

Originally posted by rgeere
Her: i dont know how to cook

Me: Wow thanks, you've just made my day by encouraging me to live up to my life long dream of becoming a full-time househusband. Just as long as you don't gripe about supper being cold or burnt or anything, I hate that.

When **** gets too long, it's not C&F. It's just being a stuck up smart-ass, and unless you have good looks, you won't pull it off giving her a friggin sermon. Nice try grasshopper.

nice one jonnyfootball

her: I don't know how too cook
me: not all things that need to be eaten have to be cooked (refering to pvssy you know)
her:
me: I was talking about sushi you perv!

 

[rgeere]

Re: Re: Re: What would have you said to this...?

Originally posted by AFK Protector
When **** gets too long, it's not C&F. It's just being a stuck up smart-ass, and unless you have good looks, you won't pull it off giving her a friggin sermon. Nice try grasshopper.

Well, I just happen to be an average looking stuck-up smartass, and it's never failed me. It's not necessarily what you say, but how you say it that makes all the difference in the end.

Although, that was more of a keyboard jockey response. In a real life situation it would probably sound better shortened.

 

[Chemistry]

Best reply... AFK

The whole househusband line comes off patronising and sarcastic...

What works is witty.. witty is always short and fast

And I'm jacking that line for tonight, lol... University is back on, town is full of 1000s of 18/19 yr old chicks... and you know these freshers ain't up on cooking yet!