"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bballswingr1

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Hey, so tonight i was working with a HB9 who is realy flirty with me. We were just messing around pushing each other, etc. Then i took a thing of whipped cream (we work at an ice cream parlor) and sprayed her with it. By accident, i got some in her hair. I couldnt tell if she was really angry or just play angry, but she got pretty distant, while still giving signs though. I didnt apologize, and i dont plan on it, but what should i do here?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Skilla_Staz

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Yes, you're over reacting a sh*tload. If I take things a little too far and piss a girl off, I don't ever mention it again. It's no big deal. A girl's friend can seduce her boyfriend into cheating on her, and in a weeks time they'll be best friends again, I highly doubt that a little bit of whipped cream in her hair is going to be a big deal.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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