What would be a good witty comeback to these comments?

[Juan_Man]

Too much joking is why women think most of you are jokes in the first place and why you ended up here.

Would you agree that some girls get turned off by a guy who takes himself too seriously?

 

[CP3WOO]

I'm enjoying this...

If the girl is going to b!tch, then why can't we be a smart@ss back? She's already made up her mind on me so in my mind, I have nothing to lose.

 

[CP3WOO]

What would be a good comeback if they just laughed in your face?

 

[CaptainJ]

Warrior, stop hating, it seems that's all you do on this forum.

Yes, people need to up their game if they are getting rejected alot. But a true Don Juan will get rejected from time to time too, and there's nothing he can do to stop it, because he needs to take the risk. There's no better way to deal with rejection than to laugh it off. So stop being so damn serious and critical.

 

[SharinganUser]

What would be a good comeback if they just laughed in your face?

Never had that happen before. If that is happening your friend should up his game. That way the next time a woman laughs in his face, he can give her a good comeback by banging her mom or sister.

 

[romangod]

1) "I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."


2) "I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."


3) "Let's just be friends."


4)"I will never see you as more than a brother."

1) "Okay, let me tie you up and put you in my closet for a few weeks."


2) "I don't want a relationship either. I just want to f*ck you."


3) "Okay, take you clothes off."


4) " F*ck me first and you'll change your mind."


:flowers:



Cheers!

 

[fertileTurtle]

I'm doing something else later.
Usually I like being called a person, as opposed to something else.

You are too short.
That means I'm fast

You are bald.
Only where it matters (wink) lmao

You are fat.
Your thighs beg to differ

You are ugly.
My mirror said i was fine last time i checked. Yours is cracked biznatch

YOU smell BAD!!
It's european smell.. LOL

MORE YHEAHHHHH HHAAH

That is so fuking funny. You are God.

 

[fertileTurtle]

seriously..you guys who have witty comebacks for that crap must be lame. Figure out the source of the problem and you won't need any witty comebacks. Witty comebacks are for chodes who got their feelings hurt because they ran weak ass game.

Did someone just crap all over hisself?

 

[FireOnTheMountain]

seriously..you guys who have witty comebacks for that crap must be lame. Figure out the source of the problem and you won't need any witty comebacks. Witty comebacks are for chodes who got their feelings hurt because they ran weak ass game.

I agree with you about how certain behaviors will cause girls to say these things. But you have to also remember that sometimes girls will say them as tests or shields. You should read some approach journals where girls say stuff like 'I have a boyfriend' and the guy blows past it, then later she admits she was just lying and he gets her number.

It really pays to have a response for stuff like that, so you don't end up looking frozen and feeling like a little boy when girls say stuff like that. You don't have to memorize them word for word or anything. Just know the gist of it, just in case.

 

[IPalindromeI]

1. "I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
2. "I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
3. "Let's just be friends."
4. "I will never see you as more than a brother."

Much help is needed!

Key to this working: INDIFFERENCE, no visible emotional reaction either way. Each thing should be followed with an immediate exit. Literally, turning around, walking away, with no backward glance.

1. Ok, I understand - whatever. (Never speak to her or call her again)
2. Ok, I understand - whatever. (Never speak to her or call her again)
3. I don't do the 'friends' thing, sorry. (Never speak to her or call her again)
4. Incest isn't my thing. Later. (Never speak to her or call her again)

 

[kanaka]

I'm doing something else later.
Usually I like being called a person, as opposed to something else.

You are too short.
That means I'm fast

You are bald.
Only where it matters (wink) lmao

You are fat.
Your thighs beg to differ

You are ugly.
My mirror said i was fine last time i checked. Yours is cracked biznatch

YOU smell BAD!!
It's european smell.. LOL

MORE YHEAHHHHH HHAAH

Since fat, short and bald have been mentioned. What about:

You're too skinny?

 

[Juan_Man]

Since fat, short and bald have been mentioned. What about:

You're too skinny?

I'm going for that Calvin Klein look.

 

[Your_Royal_Flyness]

My older brother has been hit pretty hard with these over the last 2 months and I kinda want to help him...Any suggestions on what he can say without standing there like a goon?
"I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
"I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
"Let's just be friends."
"I will never see you as more than a brother."

Much help is needed!

Let me take a wild guess. Is your older brother the ultimate Mr. Nice Guy? Does he always hold open doors for women? Does he put women on a pedestal? Like Supreme said, there's a deeper issue. He needs a complete reformation. There is no comeback line if you're a softie. He needs to start from the ground up.

He sounds needy and extremely thirsty based on these feminine comebacks. Women are highly sensitive creatures and can sense neediness a mile away. He also sounds like he is starving for some feminine affection--this alone almost guarantees that he will not get any parts of the p*ssy. Tell him that before he approaches another female, he needs to work on his self confidence. A good way to do this is to "upgrade" himself: develop his talents, read, hit the gym, and improve his appearance, style and wardrobe.