Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
What would be a good witty comeback to these comments?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
CP3WOO
Don Juan
If the girl is going to b!tch, then why can't we be a smart@ss back? She's already made up her mind on me so in my mind, I have nothing to lose.
CP3WOO
Don Juan
Yes, people need to up their game if they are getting rejected alot. But a true Don Juan will get rejected from time to time too, and there's nothing he can do to stop it, because he needs to take the risk. There's no better way to deal with rejection than to laugh it off. So stop being so damn serious and critical.
SharinganUser
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CP3WOO said:What would be a good comeback if they just laughed in your face?
Never had that happen before. If that is happening your friend should up his game. That way the next time a woman laughs in his face, he can give her a good comeback by banging her mom or sister.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
CP3WOO said:1) "I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
2) "I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
3) "Let's just be friends."
4)"I will never see you as more than a brother."
1) "Okay, let me tie you up and put you in my closet for a few weeks."
2) "I don't want a relationship either. I just want to f*ck you."
3) "Okay, take you clothes off."
4) " F*ck me first and you'll change your mind."
:flowers:
Cheers!
fertileTurtle
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That is so fuking funny. You are God.Noobie said:I'm doing something else later.
Usually I like being called a person, as opposed to something else.
You are too short.
That means I'm fast
You are bald.
Only where it matters (wink) lmao
You are fat.
Your thighs beg to differ
You are ugly.
My mirror said i was fine last time i checked. Yours is cracked biznatch
YOU smell BAD!!
It's european smell.. LOL
MORE YHEAHHHHH HHAAH
fertileTurtle
Master Don Juan
Did someone just crap all over hisself?Warrior74 said:seriously..you guys who have witty comebacks for that crap must be lame. Figure out the source of the problem and you won't need any witty comebacks. Witty comebacks are for chodes who got their feelings hurt because they ran weak ass game.
FireOnTheMountain
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I agree with you about how certain behaviors will cause girls to say these things. But you have to also remember that sometimes girls will say them as tests or shields. You should read some approach journals where girls say stuff like 'I have a boyfriend' and the guy blows past it, then later she admits she was just lying and he gets her number.Warrior74 said:seriously..you guys who have witty comebacks for that crap must be lame. Figure out the source of the problem and you won't need any witty comebacks. Witty comebacks are for chodes who got their feelings hurt because they ran weak ass game.
It really pays to have a response for stuff like that, so you don't end up looking frozen and feeling like a little boy when girls say stuff like that. You don't have to memorize them word for word or anything. Just know the gist of it, just in case.
IPalindromeI
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Key to this working: INDIFFERENCE, no visible emotional reaction either way. Each thing should be followed with an immediate exit. Literally, turning around, walking away, with no backward glance.CP3WOO said:1. "I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
2. "I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
3. "Let's just be friends."
4. "I will never see you as more than a brother."
Much help is needed!
1. Ok, I understand - whatever. (Never speak to her or call her again)
2. Ok, I understand - whatever. (Never speak to her or call her again)
3. I don't do the 'friends' thing, sorry. (Never speak to her or call her again)
4. Incest isn't my thing. Later. (Never speak to her or call her again)
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Since fat, short and bald have been mentioned. What about:Noobie said:I'm doing something else later.
Usually I like being called a person, as opposed to something else.
You are too short.
That means I'm fast
You are bald.
Only where it matters (wink) lmao
You are fat.
Your thighs beg to differ
You are ugly.
My mirror said i was fine last time i checked. Yours is cracked biznatch
YOU smell BAD!!
It's european smell.. LOL
MORE YHEAHHHHH HHAAH
You're too skinny?
I'm going for that Calvin Klein look.kanaka said:Since fat, short and bald have been mentioned. What about:
You're too skinny?
Your_Royal_Flyness
Don Juan
CP3WOO said:My older brother has been hit pretty hard with these over the last 2 months and I kinda want to help him...Any suggestions on what he can say without standing there like a goon?
"I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
"I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
"Let's just be friends."
"I will never see you as more than a brother."
Much help is needed!
Let me take a wild guess. Is your older brother the ultimate Mr. Nice Guy? Does he always hold open doors for women? Does he put women on a pedestal? Like Supreme said, there's a deeper issue. He needs a complete reformation. There is no comeback line if you're a softie. He needs to start from the ground up.
He sounds needy and extremely thirsty based on these feminine comebacks. Women are highly sensitive creatures and can sense neediness a mile away. He also sounds like he is starving for some feminine affection--this alone almost guarantees that he will not get any parts of the p*ssy. Tell him that before he approaches another female, he needs to work on his self confidence. A good way to do this is to "upgrade" himself: develop his talents, read, hit the gym, and improve his appearance, style and wardrobe.