"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What were the first words said after you lost your virginity?

[S]alvatore

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May also be suited to DJD, but we'll see how we go.

Not to sound too arrogant but it was something like:

Me 13, Her 13
Her: You've done this before haven't you?
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

It'll be interesting to see some peoples replies. :D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Vulpine

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After 2 or 3 strokes...

*splat*

V: "Whoa. Ooops."
HB: "What?"
V: "Hmm... nevermind."
HB: "What?"
V: "Uh... hold on a sec." *changes rubber, continues*

Smooth, Vulpine, real smooth.
 

Desdinova

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How the hell should I remember? That was like 10 years ago..

But I can speculate...

Me: Uh oh
Her: What?
Me: Blood

The reality of the situation was that I tore her open, and the condom was covered in blood.
 

wunnaBsmooth

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turn off the headlights! I gotta pee!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DDevil

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Her:I got a curfew and need to go.

Me:Your blue balling me.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
"Let's leave before your parents get home."
Bible wins.
 

AC/DC

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My first time, I was also watching "The Day After Tomorrow" when the whole world freezes over.

When I busted, I yelled "AVALANCHE!", then fell asleep.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Double_Diamonds

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Her: "Well...wow, I'm surprised"
Me: (Raised Eyebrow) "....Altoids?"
 

Mitch_Mustain

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*squirt inside her pink vaginal area*

Me: WHoA, ha ha,
Her: What?
Me:Huh?
Her............
Me:.......:)
Her.......:confused:
Me:..:)
Her: :rolleyes:
Me: :)
Her: You can get off me now!
Me : :eek: sorry...

*I proceed to roll over to the left side of the bed as we lay in complete silence for 5 minutes*

I banged once more and sort of stopped answering my calls.
 

Deep Dish

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I fell asleep. :D
 

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What were the first words said after you lost your virginity?
That wasn't worth $10; it didn't even last 10 seconds.
 

IsiMan84

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I wish I could remember exactly, but I know what I did: threw the condom away and couldn't find another one so I asked her if she was on the pill. So maybe that was the first thing I said.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Tomatoes

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The first time I tried having sex she was putting it in and she was gagging for it. She managed to bend my penis in a way.....it shouldnt bend. Ment i had a really nasty looking bruise down the left side of my penis for a few days.....Strange thow.....it didnt hurt at all considering it was a bruise. Did at the time....

Saw a doc. He said its fine.


Next time I was with the same girl (My girlfriend at the time) and things went pretty smoothly. To be fair. She had sex before me. So she was kinda coaching me into it. Its been the other way round with girls ever since. :D


Still......Thank you Ellie for teaching me so much and using your body to learn new techniques......

She loved it!
 

MuayThai

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Lol funny thread.

Her: So how was that?
Me: You coulda done better (she did all the work)
Her: oh yeah? well lets see what you can do.

Then we just lay about abit.
 

grr

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Lol, the first time I tried was in a burning hot car outside of a tent I put up. I was in the backseat sweating like a pig from the excessive heater, really killed the mood along with my nervousness being my first time. I was like, "A little help here?" She looked at me and said nervously, "I don't know what to do." That really confused me because she had been with other guys before. That's when I realized it was hot, she agreed, so we moved to the tent.

The tent was freezing. Mission failed.

She said when we woke up the next morning I woke her up by humping her in my sleep (hahaha).

A funnier story is when I actually had COMPLETELY successful sex with this same girl. Meaning: I was huge, she was wet, we had intercourse.

We slept on the floor and when we woke up the next day she was going back to her parents. I was still asleep on the floor and she's leaving out the door saying bye to me and I wake up to belt out, "Like a virginnn touched for the very first time." Then went back to sleep. She laughed her ass off.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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