jtrain 289
Senior Don Juan
lol thats pretty pimp you got with her best friend. bump
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
What was your most meanest and funniest rejection
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
The Juan and only
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theunflushables
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The funniest and probably meanest one I have used was "It's not me, it's you."
PeterNorthisawesome
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Meanest..
HB: Let's break up.
Me: We were goin out? ...Well fine with me, Goodbye forever!
HB: Let's break up.
Me: We were goin out? ...Well fine with me, Goodbye forever!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Moofahsa
Senior Don Juan
I had a good time talking with this girl in one of my freshman basic classes.
She was bad ass really, attractive whitty, but had a boyfriend.
So I said "Well can I get your number?" at the end of our final
She said "my boyfriend gets jealous really easy, I don't think its a good idea"
I said, "Wait a minute your not a lesbian?"
haha
Oh man I was seeing this high school senior last year that had the most amazing body ever, but she never would let me get past second. Well she moves a few hundred miles to go hook up with her ex boyfriend or some stupid ****.
Basically she was breaking up with me even though there was no real relationship and if this guy she was going to move in with didn't work out she wanted to know if I would still be here for her. I was caught off guard and didn't have anything to answer with, she gave me a 10 minute political answer beating around the bush and I didn't quite process it at the time.
Well sure enough a month later she comes back to town and calls me wanting to go do something on Monday, I said "No, i got some stuff to do" well she says tuesday...I say the same thing...then when she gets to Friday she says "When aren't you busy?" I said "I'll always be too busy for you" and hung up. I ran into her a few times at gas stations and she always gives me that over done ass shaking struts walking to the door knowing I can't help but look. Oh well she smokes crank now so shes a lost cause.
She was bad ass really, attractive whitty, but had a boyfriend.
So I said "Well can I get your number?" at the end of our final
She said "my boyfriend gets jealous really easy, I don't think its a good idea"
I said, "Wait a minute your not a lesbian?"
haha
Oh man I was seeing this high school senior last year that had the most amazing body ever, but she never would let me get past second. Well she moves a few hundred miles to go hook up with her ex boyfriend or some stupid ****.
Basically she was breaking up with me even though there was no real relationship and if this guy she was going to move in with didn't work out she wanted to know if I would still be here for her. I was caught off guard and didn't have anything to answer with, she gave me a 10 minute political answer beating around the bush and I didn't quite process it at the time.
Well sure enough a month later she comes back to town and calls me wanting to go do something on Monday, I said "No, i got some stuff to do" well she says tuesday...I say the same thing...then when she gets to Friday she says "When aren't you busy?" I said "I'll always be too busy for you" and hung up. I ran into her a few times at gas stations and she always gives me that over done ass shaking struts walking to the door knowing I can't help but look. Oh well she smokes crank now so shes a lost cause.
Moofahsa
Senior Don Juan
I had a good time talking with this girl in one of my freshman basic classes.
She was bad ass really, attractive whitty, but had a boyfriend.
So I said "Well can I get your number?" at the end of our final
She said "my boyfriend gets jealous really easy, I don't think its a good idea"
I said, "Wait a minute your not a lesbian?"
haha
Oh man I was seeing this high school senior last year that had the most amazing body ever, but she never would let me get past second. Well she moves a few hundred miles to go hook up with her ex boyfriend or some stupid ****.
Basically she was breaking up with me even though there was no real relationship and if this guy she was going to move in with didn't work out she wanted to know if I would still be here for her. I was caught off guard and didn't have anything to answer with, she gave me a 10 minute political answer beating around the bush and I didn't quite process it at the time.
Well sure enough a month later she comes back to town and calls me wanting to go do something on Monday, I said "No, i got some stuff to do" well she says tuesday...I say the same thing...then when she gets to Friday she says "When aren't you busy?" I said "I'll always be too busy for you" and hung up. I ran into her a few times at gas stations and she always gives me that over done ass shaking struts walking to the door knowing I can't help but look. Oh well she smokes crank now so shes a lost cause.
She was bad ass really, attractive whitty, but had a boyfriend.
So I said "Well can I get your number?" at the end of our final
She said "my boyfriend gets jealous really easy, I don't think its a good idea"
I said, "Wait a minute your not a lesbian?"
haha
Oh man I was seeing this high school senior last year that had the most amazing body ever, but she never would let me get past second. Well she moves a few hundred miles to go hook up with her ex boyfriend or some stupid ****.
Basically she was breaking up with me even though there was no real relationship and if this guy she was going to move in with didn't work out she wanted to know if I would still be here for her. I was caught off guard and didn't have anything to answer with, she gave me a 10 minute political answer beating around the bush and I didn't quite process it at the time.
Well sure enough a month later she comes back to town and calls me wanting to go do something on Monday, I said "No, i got some stuff to do" well she says tuesday...I say the same thing...then when she gets to Friday she says "When aren't you busy?" I said "I'll always be too busy for you" and hung up. I ran into her a few times at gas stations and she always gives me that over done ass shaking struts walking to the door knowing I can't help but look. Oh well she smokes crank now so shes a lost cause.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
And so often women complain about guys never approaching ...
Only for the terminally clueless.
I've not had many mean ones, but that leads to my funniest. There was a gal who always greeted me rather affectionately when we'd run into each other. One time she evidently thought it too affectionate, and she mentioned "her boyfriend" who I knew she didn't have, so I mentioned my "girlfriend" who I knew she knew I didn't have.
It was 5th grade. I told a "friend" that I thought girl b was hot.
He went, like the little b1tch that he was, and told her.
She came up to me in the hallway, in front of everyone and screamed, "I would never go out with you."
I was bummed.
I heard she ended up marrying the loser cop in my town, so I guess karma's a b1tch to b1tches.
He went, like the little b1tch that he was, and told her.
She came up to me in the hallway, in front of everyone and screamed, "I would never go out with you."
I was bummed.
I heard she ended up marrying the loser cop in my town, so I guess karma's a b1tch to b1tches.
Frenchconnection
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About a year ago (this is me coming out of a 4 LTR living gf) I was at this club and saw a group a girls (Asians and I'm Asian) at the bar and said to one of the girls
"Hey what's up, you girls look like you're having fun!" with a big grin on my face.
THen the Asian Biatch says to me "Yeah, we're having fun without you!" And I could tell she really enjoyed saying that, that f**ing wohre!
So I walked away kinda in shock, not by the rejection but by how dumb f**k and arrogant Asian girls can be!
And just last night, happened to start a small convo with a girl sitting next to me, very plain stuff till 2 minutes into it she decides to get up and walk to her friend.
Mind you I was just talking to her and not even trying to pick her up.
The worse thing wasn't that she just walked away, it was that my bud saw me get rejected.
"Hey what's up, you girls look like you're having fun!" with a big grin on my face.
THen the Asian Biatch says to me "Yeah, we're having fun without you!" And I could tell she really enjoyed saying that, that f**ing wohre!
So I walked away kinda in shock, not by the rejection but by how dumb f**k and arrogant Asian girls can be!
And just last night, happened to start a small convo with a girl sitting next to me, very plain stuff till 2 minutes into it she decides to get up and walk to her friend.
Mind you I was just talking to her and not even trying to pick her up.
The worse thing wasn't that she just walked away, it was that my bud saw me get rejected.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
jtrain 289
Senior Don Juan
lol yea you know what i hate more than *****es that think you have to have a kind of image to get with them? Guys that try to start **** with you just because you act differently like them my highschool is full of them
jtrain 289
Senior Don Juan
bump again
smooth guy
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She enjoys feeling superior.jtrain 289 said:
jtrain 289
Senior Don Juan
haha
Someone Much cooler
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I was uptown(spanish harlem) and i saw this bad bytch struttin along...she looked like pocahontas, anyways I walk up to her and start making general convo (i bet she was approched alot) and we walk for about a good 1.5 mins she gave me a few steel faced blank stares but generally ignored me. Now that I look back she might not have spoke english...
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Someone Much cooler
Senior Don Juan
oh yeah some of the lines that "a girl in a boy forum" listed came from various comedies...you gotta be more original baby girl.
jtrain 289
Senior Don Juan
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Never had a girl turn me down in a mean or rude way, but there was a scenario that was hilarious.
I was at a friend's party (inebriated.) So I'm walking to the bathroom and this really cute Asian girl bumps into me while leaving the hallway.
I say, in my stupor, "Hey hotstuff, want to get to know each other?" with a wink...
Well she laughs, so I touch her shoulder. About this time someone's hand touches my shoulder.
Wouldn't you know it, it was my friend's (not the host) new girlfriend! It was pretty funny.
He held it over my head for awhile, he knew I was jealous lol.
(I just said he was lucky I was drunk or she'd be studying chemistry ALL day long (inside joke between us lol, but you get the drift...)
I was at a friend's party (inebriated.) So I'm walking to the bathroom and this really cute Asian girl bumps into me while leaving the hallway.
I say, in my stupor, "Hey hotstuff, want to get to know each other?" with a wink...
Well she laughs, so I touch her shoulder. About this time someone's hand touches my shoulder.
Wouldn't you know it, it was my friend's (not the host) new girlfriend! It was pretty funny.
He held it over my head for awhile, he knew I was jealous lol.
(I just said he was lucky I was drunk or she'd be studying chemistry ALL day long (inside joke between us lol, but you get the drift...)
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In College a girl told me that her dad told her to never date a Puerto Rican!! He said that he knows they we want only one thing from a girl ...................... for her to cook and clean our house!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.