jtrain 289
Senior Don Juan
lol thats pretty pimp you got with her best friend. bump
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What was your most meanest and funniest rejection
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
The Juan and only
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theunflushables
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The funniest and probably meanest one I have used was "It's not me, it's you."
PeterNorthisawesome
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Meanest..
HB: Let's break up.
Me: We were goin out? ...Well fine with me, Goodbye forever!
HB: Let's break up.
Me: We were goin out? ...Well fine with me, Goodbye forever!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Moofahsa
Senior Don Juan
I had a good time talking with this girl in one of my freshman basic classes.
She was bad ass really, attractive whitty, but had a boyfriend.
So I said "Well can I get your number?" at the end of our final
She said "my boyfriend gets jealous really easy, I don't think its a good idea"
I said, "Wait a minute your not a lesbian?"
haha
Oh man I was seeing this high school senior last year that had the most amazing body ever, but she never would let me get past second. Well she moves a few hundred miles to go hook up with her ex boyfriend or some stupid ****.
Basically she was breaking up with me even though there was no real relationship and if this guy she was going to move in with didn't work out she wanted to know if I would still be here for her. I was caught off guard and didn't have anything to answer with, she gave me a 10 minute political answer beating around the bush and I didn't quite process it at the time.
Well sure enough a month later she comes back to town and calls me wanting to go do something on Monday, I said "No, i got some stuff to do" well she says tuesday...I say the same thing...then when she gets to Friday she says "When aren't you busy?" I said "I'll always be too busy for you" and hung up. I ran into her a few times at gas stations and she always gives me that over done ass shaking struts walking to the door knowing I can't help but look. Oh well she smokes crank now so shes a lost cause.
She was bad ass really, attractive whitty, but had a boyfriend.
So I said "Well can I get your number?" at the end of our final
She said "my boyfriend gets jealous really easy, I don't think its a good idea"
I said, "Wait a minute your not a lesbian?"
haha
Oh man I was seeing this high school senior last year that had the most amazing body ever, but she never would let me get past second. Well she moves a few hundred miles to go hook up with her ex boyfriend or some stupid ****.
Basically she was breaking up with me even though there was no real relationship and if this guy she was going to move in with didn't work out she wanted to know if I would still be here for her. I was caught off guard and didn't have anything to answer with, she gave me a 10 minute political answer beating around the bush and I didn't quite process it at the time.
Well sure enough a month later she comes back to town and calls me wanting to go do something on Monday, I said "No, i got some stuff to do" well she says tuesday...I say the same thing...then when she gets to Friday she says "When aren't you busy?" I said "I'll always be too busy for you" and hung up. I ran into her a few times at gas stations and she always gives me that over done ass shaking struts walking to the door knowing I can't help but look. Oh well she smokes crank now so shes a lost cause.
Moofahsa
Senior Don Juan
I had a good time talking with this girl in one of my freshman basic classes.
She was bad ass really, attractive whitty, but had a boyfriend.
So I said "Well can I get your number?" at the end of our final
She said "my boyfriend gets jealous really easy, I don't think its a good idea"
I said, "Wait a minute your not a lesbian?"
haha
Oh man I was seeing this high school senior last year that had the most amazing body ever, but she never would let me get past second. Well she moves a few hundred miles to go hook up with her ex boyfriend or some stupid ****.
Basically she was breaking up with me even though there was no real relationship and if this guy she was going to move in with didn't work out she wanted to know if I would still be here for her. I was caught off guard and didn't have anything to answer with, she gave me a 10 minute political answer beating around the bush and I didn't quite process it at the time.
Well sure enough a month later she comes back to town and calls me wanting to go do something on Monday, I said "No, i got some stuff to do" well she says tuesday...I say the same thing...then when she gets to Friday she says "When aren't you busy?" I said "I'll always be too busy for you" and hung up. I ran into her a few times at gas stations and she always gives me that over done ass shaking struts walking to the door knowing I can't help but look. Oh well she smokes crank now so shes a lost cause.
She was bad ass really, attractive whitty, but had a boyfriend.
So I said "Well can I get your number?" at the end of our final
She said "my boyfriend gets jealous really easy, I don't think its a good idea"
I said, "Wait a minute your not a lesbian?"
haha
Oh man I was seeing this high school senior last year that had the most amazing body ever, but she never would let me get past second. Well she moves a few hundred miles to go hook up with her ex boyfriend or some stupid ****.
Basically she was breaking up with me even though there was no real relationship and if this guy she was going to move in with didn't work out she wanted to know if I would still be here for her. I was caught off guard and didn't have anything to answer with, she gave me a 10 minute political answer beating around the bush and I didn't quite process it at the time.
Well sure enough a month later she comes back to town and calls me wanting to go do something on Monday, I said "No, i got some stuff to do" well she says tuesday...I say the same thing...then when she gets to Friday she says "When aren't you busy?" I said "I'll always be too busy for you" and hung up. I ran into her a few times at gas stations and she always gives me that over done ass shaking struts walking to the door knowing I can't help but look. Oh well she smokes crank now so shes a lost cause.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
And so often women complain about guys never approaching ...
Only for the terminally clueless.
I've not had many mean ones, but that leads to my funniest. There was a gal who always greeted me rather affectionately when we'd run into each other. One time she evidently thought it too affectionate, and she mentioned "her boyfriend" who I knew she didn't have, so I mentioned my "girlfriend" who I knew she knew I didn't have.
It was 5th grade. I told a "friend" that I thought girl b was hot.
He went, like the little b1tch that he was, and told her.
She came up to me in the hallway, in front of everyone and screamed, "I would never go out with you."
I was bummed.
I heard she ended up marrying the loser cop in my town, so I guess karma's a b1tch to b1tches.
He went, like the little b1tch that he was, and told her.
She came up to me in the hallway, in front of everyone and screamed, "I would never go out with you."
I was bummed.
I heard she ended up marrying the loser cop in my town, so I guess karma's a b1tch to b1tches.
Frenchconnection
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About a year ago (this is me coming out of a 4 LTR living gf) I was at this club and saw a group a girls (Asians and I'm Asian) at the bar and said to one of the girls
"Hey what's up, you girls look like you're having fun!" with a big grin on my face.
THen the Asian Biatch says to me "Yeah, we're having fun without you!" And I could tell she really enjoyed saying that, that f**ing wohre!
So I walked away kinda in shock, not by the rejection but by how dumb f**k and arrogant Asian girls can be!
And just last night, happened to start a small convo with a girl sitting next to me, very plain stuff till 2 minutes into it she decides to get up and walk to her friend.
Mind you I was just talking to her and not even trying to pick her up.
The worse thing wasn't that she just walked away, it was that my bud saw me get rejected.
"Hey what's up, you girls look like you're having fun!" with a big grin on my face.
THen the Asian Biatch says to me "Yeah, we're having fun without you!" And I could tell she really enjoyed saying that, that f**ing wohre!
So I walked away kinda in shock, not by the rejection but by how dumb f**k and arrogant Asian girls can be!
And just last night, happened to start a small convo with a girl sitting next to me, very plain stuff till 2 minutes into it she decides to get up and walk to her friend.
Mind you I was just talking to her and not even trying to pick her up.
The worse thing wasn't that she just walked away, it was that my bud saw me get rejected.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
jtrain 289
Senior Don Juan
lol yea you know what i hate more than *****es that think you have to have a kind of image to get with them? Guys that try to start **** with you just because you act differently like them my highschool is full of them
jtrain 289
Senior Don Juan
bump again
smooth guy
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She enjoys feeling superior.jtrain 289 said:
jtrain 289
Senior Don Juan
haha
Someone Much cooler
Senior Don Juan
I was uptown(spanish harlem) and i saw this bad bytch struttin along...she looked like pocahontas, anyways I walk up to her and start making general convo (i bet she was approched alot) and we walk for about a good 1.5 mins she gave me a few steel faced blank stares but generally ignored me. Now that I look back she might not have spoke english...
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Someone Much cooler
Senior Don Juan
oh yeah some of the lines that "a girl in a boy forum" listed came from various comedies...you gotta be more original baby girl.
jtrain 289
Senior Don Juan
bump
Never had a girl turn me down in a mean or rude way, but there was a scenario that was hilarious.
I was at a friend's party (inebriated.) So I'm walking to the bathroom and this really cute Asian girl bumps into me while leaving the hallway.
I say, in my stupor, "Hey hotstuff, want to get to know each other?" with a wink...
Well she laughs, so I touch her shoulder. About this time someone's hand touches my shoulder.
Wouldn't you know it, it was my friend's (not the host) new girlfriend! It was pretty funny.
He held it over my head for awhile, he knew I was jealous lol.
(I just said he was lucky I was drunk or she'd be studying chemistry ALL day long (inside joke between us lol, but you get the drift...)
I was at a friend's party (inebriated.) So I'm walking to the bathroom and this really cute Asian girl bumps into me while leaving the hallway.
I say, in my stupor, "Hey hotstuff, want to get to know each other?" with a wink...
Well she laughs, so I touch her shoulder. About this time someone's hand touches my shoulder.
Wouldn't you know it, it was my friend's (not the host) new girlfriend! It was pretty funny.
He held it over my head for awhile, he knew I was jealous lol.
(I just said he was lucky I was drunk or she'd be studying chemistry ALL day long (inside joke between us lol, but you get the drift...)
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In College a girl told me that her dad told her to never date a Puerto Rican!! He said that he knows they we want only one thing from a girl ...................... for her to cook and clean our house!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.