"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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what u think of my first kiss?

kissan

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k yea so today i got a girl to let me kiss her twice by the way. it was a pretty unusual way to do it to. so at work i knew this girl had the same shift as me.. and we both stand outside and hold a sign and stuff. we weren't even friends, we just said a couple of hey's before that at work. so yea at the begining of our shift we were walking around setting things up and i started a conversation with her. i smiled alot, i walked really close to her and i looked her in the eye. from the conversation i learned that she wasnt the most popular girls in the school she was shy and yet so talkative. she wasnt a looker aswell, just school girl cute. anyways yea.. so we talked durring our shift. and then at the end of our shift while we were walking back inside ( its a 5 minute walk) i ask her to tell me more about her self. then i asked her if she liked anyone and she said no. ( i figured) and then i ask if she ever kissed anyone. she said no again. then i asked if she ever wanted to know what it was like and she said yea but there were never any boys around to do so. so i said i am here. and she got all nervous. and then i ask her if she wanted to kiss me. and she paused.. and said sure nervously. i was nervous too. we walked to a wall and then i was like u sure u want to do this and she didnt reply. so i just went in for a kiss. it was good. after.. we continued walking back inside. we talked about how we can practise on each other and do what ever we want on each other. im not even looking to date her or anything. so i think i got a good deal here. after we walked out of the store. and i asked if she wanted to do it again. and we kissed again and this time i stuck a little bit of my tounge in her mouth. it was soo goooddd?
we arent even gunna date or anything.
so wat do u think?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Beavis

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Prob the gayest story I have read.

Subject: Good
Name: Dan
You got a **** buddy.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Irs88

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yea, taht was pretty gay hahaha. good job man
 

Cassanova_Child

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I think you sound sorta like a *****. But good job lol, at least you got your first kiss.
 

ariet

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Good job i guess?

but u should aim for meainingfull kisses those that u work for
 

eaglez1177

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Lol thats pretty lame and gay, but still, you did get the kiss...and yea your in a pretty good situation where the two of you can just do whatever you want, pretty much fvck buddies.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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faiNt`

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Priceless

Also, I love the first post.
 

nateistoraw

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USA USA USA USA! GOD BLESS THE USA!
well I will say this. that was pretty awesome. But as we all know, a F$^@ buddy will turn to someone of constant nagging and needs and eventually your gf or ex-lover.lol
 

Beavis

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Wow San Jose TOTALLY fails. I had to post this here, because it was so much fail.

hey

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how is my hair a bird?


See my post with link to get full comprehension.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Pdizzzzzzle

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Beavis said:
Wow San Jose TOTALLY fails. I had to post this here, because it was so much fail.

hey

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how is my hair a bird?


See my post with link to get full comprehension.

simple...... san jose is always right.
 

HookEm'

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kissan said:
k yea so today i got a girl to let me kiss her twice by the way. it was a pretty unusual way to do it to. so at work i knew this girl had the same shift as me.. and we both stand outside and hold a sign and stuff. we weren't even friends, we just said a couple of hey's before that at work. so yea at the begining of our shift we were walking around setting things up and i started a conversation with her. i smiled alot, i walked really close to her and i looked her in the eye. from the conversation i learned that she wasnt the most popular girls in the school she was shy and yet so talkative. she wasnt a looker aswell, just school girl cute. anyways yea.. so we talked durring our shift. and then at the end of our shift while we were walking back inside ( its a 5 minute walk) i ask her to tell me more about her self. then i asked her if she liked anyone and she said no. ( i figured) and then i ask if she ever kissed anyone. she said no again. then i asked if she ever wanted to know what it was like and she said yea but there were never any boys around to do so. so i said i am here. and she got all nervous. and then i ask her if she wanted to kiss me. and she paused.. and said sure nervously. i was nervous too. we walked to a wall and then i was like u sure u want to do this and she didnt reply. so i just went in for a kiss. it was good. after.. we continued walking back inside. we talked about how we can practise on each other and do what ever we want on each other. im not even looking to date her or anything. so i think i got a good deal here. after we walked out of the store. and i asked if she wanted to do it again. and we kissed again and this time i stuck a little bit of my tounge in her mouth. it was soo goooddd?
we arent even gunna date or anything.
so wat do u think?
YES
 
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