"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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What type of humor you find most effective with women?

djthiago1

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Jokes, sarcasm, irony, ****y? What works for you?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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SeymourCake

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Nothing forced or premeditated. Something that slips out of my mind without the need of belittling someone.
 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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Sarcasm and teasing. Or teasing sarcastically. Being ****y only helps so much. You don't just joke about it, you have to feel it and believe it. Then you will act it and it will be legit.
 

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Depends on the woman obviously.

But generally sarcasm and muted self-deprecation.
 

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Idk bout that couse Im not female but I know when a woman is self-ironic (rare) I get an instant boner. Generally making fun of yourself (lightly, not like "Im dumb" hohohoho) is nice I think.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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FairShake

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Smarter girls like self-deprecating humor. That's pretty much the only kind I wish to date.

But you need to make sure you don't tease yourself over physical deficits like weight. It will come across as needy and seeking validation.
 

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Every woman is different of course but in general I go with sarcasm, redneck humor, and sometimes toilet humor.

I also make fun of technology a lot, and make jokes about peoples' dependency and addiction to it.

If a woman asks me what I do for a living I generally say "Kelvin Klein Model" or "Chip And Dale Stripper".

I will make fun of myself like how I seem to always end up with crazy women, but I never make fun of my appearance, cloths, etc. I am always c0cky about that. Here is something that just happened:

Earlier this past week I had to get up b@lls a$$ early for work one morning and I put my shirt on inside out! A male coworker pointed it out in front of a female coworker, both are friends outside of work who I hang with regularly. He said "Is that shirt inside out Lefty?" I responded back "YEAH it's inside out... Haven't you heard, this is the new Hollywood trend now? Everyone is doing it. Where have you been?". The female said "yeah whatever I have never heard of it". I said "So are you an expert in male fashion?" The male said "Oh yeah I have heard of it, Female, where have you been?" We had her nearly believing it!! It was fvckin hysterical!! I kept frame and kept it inside out all day too.
 

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Sarcasm, sexual innuendos and a few kitchen & sandwich jokes.

Plus if convo goes a bit too silent, a lame joke here and there always lightens the mood lol

Remember though, there's a right way and a wrong way of saying these jokes though.
 

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Nine times out of ten, being ****y comes off as annoying and immature, that's why I don't get why so many people recommend it.
 

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Self depracating humor can work on the right (smart) type of girl, but don't overdo it, and you also have to know how to do it. Some girls may think you genuinely aren't happy with yourself, which will dry panties up quicker than anything.

Teasing a girl will work a whole lot better though.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Do guys really find it that easy to just become funny in a certain way or style? I mean most of my humor is spontaneous, it just comes out of my wit. I can see trying to make ****y/funny remarks, that seems easy enough, but for the most part humor just comes from your natural personality, doesn't it? Can you really change your sense of humor?

Sometimes I will make references to movies we have both seen, that can be funny sometimes, quoting a line or impersonating a character.
 
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