"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What type of humor you find most effective with women?

djthiago1

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Jokes, sarcasm, irony, ****y? What works for you?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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SeymourCake

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Nothing forced or premeditated. Something that slips out of my mind without the need of belittling someone.
 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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Sarcasm and teasing. Or teasing sarcastically. Being ****y only helps so much. You don't just joke about it, you have to feel it and believe it. Then you will act it and it will be legit.
 

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Depends on the woman obviously.

But generally sarcasm and muted self-deprecation.
 

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Idk bout that couse Im not female but I know when a woman is self-ironic (rare) I get an instant boner. Generally making fun of yourself (lightly, not like "Im dumb" hohohoho) is nice I think.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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FairShake

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Smarter girls like self-deprecating humor. That's pretty much the only kind I wish to date.

But you need to make sure you don't tease yourself over physical deficits like weight. It will come across as needy and seeking validation.
 

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Every woman is different of course but in general I go with sarcasm, redneck humor, and sometimes toilet humor.

I also make fun of technology a lot, and make jokes about peoples' dependency and addiction to it.

If a woman asks me what I do for a living I generally say "Kelvin Klein Model" or "Chip And Dale Stripper".

I will make fun of myself like how I seem to always end up with crazy women, but I never make fun of my appearance, cloths, etc. I am always c0cky about that. Here is something that just happened:

Earlier this past week I had to get up b@lls a$$ early for work one morning and I put my shirt on inside out! A male coworker pointed it out in front of a female coworker, both are friends outside of work who I hang with regularly. He said "Is that shirt inside out Lefty?" I responded back "YEAH it's inside out... Haven't you heard, this is the new Hollywood trend now? Everyone is doing it. Where have you been?". The female said "yeah whatever I have never heard of it". I said "So are you an expert in male fashion?" The male said "Oh yeah I have heard of it, Female, where have you been?" We had her nearly believing it!! It was fvckin hysterical!! I kept frame and kept it inside out all day too.
 

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Sarcasm, sexual innuendos and a few kitchen & sandwich jokes.

Plus if convo goes a bit too silent, a lame joke here and there always lightens the mood lol

Remember though, there's a right way and a wrong way of saying these jokes though.
 

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Nine times out of ten, being ****y comes off as annoying and immature, that's why I don't get why so many people recommend it.
 

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Self depracating humor can work on the right (smart) type of girl, but don't overdo it, and you also have to know how to do it. Some girls may think you genuinely aren't happy with yourself, which will dry panties up quicker than anything.

Teasing a girl will work a whole lot better though.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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zekko

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Do guys really find it that easy to just become funny in a certain way or style? I mean most of my humor is spontaneous, it just comes out of my wit. I can see trying to make ****y/funny remarks, that seems easy enough, but for the most part humor just comes from your natural personality, doesn't it? Can you really change your sense of humor?

Sometimes I will make references to movies we have both seen, that can be funny sometimes, quoting a line or impersonating a character.
 
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