"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What to tell her parents?

LuvLadies

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Trying to get this girl to stay over a few nights with me. What can she tell her parents to get out of the house.

First idea is telling them shes staying at a friends place but I'm sure her parents would want to check with the friends parents, etc.

Do you guys have any ideas? (beside STFU or This is why this board sucks and the like) :confused:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Logen

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from personally experience: the more the parents dislike you and think of you as a "bad seed" the more the girl will like and want you.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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wavejams007

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You posted in the wrong section, should have been in the High school section.

YOu could try to tell the parents she is at a friend's house, but if they catch you lieing, your a goner.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Who cares if they catch you lying. What're they going to do, spank you? If your parents are ok with it, then go for it. Tell the girl to tell her parents she's staying with a friend (get her friend to say it too)
 

wavejams007

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They probably wont punish you, but they could punish the girl.

But then you could argue, why not threaten to move out, but if she moves in with the guy, and things go south, she is homeless, and if she moves in with a friend and has no money, she is in troubles.
 

backbreaker

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you and she are grown... if she can't "get out of the house" and she is grown, in HS or not, forget it.
 

LuvLadies

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:( Really want here to stay over. I guess I will just have to forget it for now. Thanks for the replies, though.

Would it be frowned upon if I went in to the HS forum and and posted this same topic or a link to it?

A lot of you guys know a lot, so I thought I'd get some brilliant, genious idea, but I guess theres not much to do. But i hope thats not the case.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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