"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what to say when u kno shes into u and convo dies

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now ive only used this once before so im not sure how well it works but i know this chick was REALLY into me at the time now we were talking for a good 15 mins before hand when the convo started to die there was about a 2 second awkward pause so i was scuring my mind withg things i should say or do and this is waht i did.
you have to say it with enthusiasm and a girn on ur face when u ask but this is how it went

"hey (....insert name.....) im gonna ask u a question that i want u to answer (then pause
her: ok
me:a re you ready for it
her: yea
me: are you u suuuuure
her:yea
me ok.... do u like me?, cos i like you
her yeah (smile)
me oh yeah prove it
her how?
me: sit on my lap

and from then on i said i said see u do like me and then i started using david d's technique of sniffing her hair and neck which is in the bible somewhere if ur interestdd in it, i also got the prove it thing form somehwere here i cant remember where but it works wondrers
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MagnuM said:
so what happened?
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we hooked up .... there was people around so we couldnt do anything further. she also had a b/f and her m8s new and they kept ****blocking me stopping her form drinking and leaving early =(
 
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maybe this could theoretically work, but it sounds really lame to me. I don't think I could ever respect myself again if I said this.
 
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Youngblood,

I'm going to be as forthright as possible because you need it, desperately.

Helen Keller could see that this girl thinks you're an idiot. I'm not saying this to hurt you but to splash some fvcking water on your personality.

Grow the fvck up. What you said to her wouldn't work on any chick regardless of her age or mental acumen. READ, READ, READ. Then put what you read into practice. This will become experience will which then dump loads of confidence into your soul.
 
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If you're gonna tell her to sit in your lap...just go ahead and do it. If she asks why, tell her, "Cause then you're vagina will be against my penis." F.uck her if she cant take a joke.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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