"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What to say when a girl says you're her *****!

Vice

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I usually say "alright, we can swap roles today if you want to."

Anyone else have a better thing to say?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Tear Gas

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slap her in the face with my anaconda d1ck and say "who's the b1tch now?!?!"
 

Alphamale1821

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"Whenever i grow a vagina thats when i become ur bytch but until then your my bytchI could pull this off because the way i deliver is CnF but also sets the tone that i am a man. Don't confuse this with being an azzhole to the chick.
 

wjh

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*laugh* if i was your bi*ch i'd be sucking your d1ck and making you dinner. Im glad i found out this early that you're a transexual. No wonder my friends questioned your facial hair. It all makes sense now.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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LostAndConfused

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Don't even think I'm joking, I've actually told a girl this:

"How am I the bïtch when you're the one sucking and getting rammed by dïck?"

She'll be disgusted, angry, frustrated, and impassioned with you all at the same time.
 

wjh

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ya if youve already banged her the dynamoc changes, ive never had a broad i was banging call me her ***** tho so i assumed he hadnt sexed her up yet - its a **** test. You have to go all out and shut her down when she talks like that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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