What to say when a girl says you're her *****!

[Vice]

I usually say "alright, we can swap roles today if you want to."

Anyone else have a better thing to say?

 

[bigjohnson]

Next.

 

[Tear Gas]

slap her in the face with my anaconda d1ck and say "who's the b1tch now?!?!"

 

[Alphamale1821]

"Whenever i grow a vagina thats when i become ur bytch but until then your my bytchI could pull this off because the way i deliver is CnF but also sets the tone that i am a man. Don't confuse this with being an azzhole to the chick.

 

[wjh]

*laugh* if i was your bi*ch i'd be sucking your d1ck and making you dinner. Im glad i found out this early that you're a transexual. No wonder my friends questioned your facial hair. It all makes sense now.

 

[LostAndConfused]

Don't even think I'm joking, I've actually told a girl this:

"How am I the bïtch when you're the one sucking and getting rammed by dïck?"

She'll be disgusted, angry, frustrated, and impassioned with you all at the same time.

 

[wjh]

ya if youve already banged her the dynamoc changes, ive never had a broad i was banging call me her ***** tho so i assumed he hadnt sexed her up yet - its a **** test. You have to go all out and shut her down when she talks like that.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Go make me a sammich! Extra mayo.

 

[DJDamage]

Slap her on the ass and say " that's cute now go get me a drink".

 

[Last Man Standing]

The question is,"Why would a hor say this to you?".

Just slap that ho!! http://www.rickysplace.com/flash3/slap-ho.html

 

[Aboleo]

Why was she calling you a b!tch in the first place?...