"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what to say back to this girl? need help

djjon

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last night i met some girl at a party and i went back to her apt. so all we did was just cuddle on the bed and i left halfway through the night. she walked me out and on the way out i was contemplating asking for her number but decided not to go for it becuz i just didnt care enough to get it(partly cuz i didnt have interest in continuing anything past this instance). The reason i didnt ask for her number wasnt because i was scared, in fact im very good at number closing. So I left to go back home. The next morning i check my fb and she has added me and just sent me a msg that says "i wish youd grow a pair and ask for my number." im kinda in shock that she would say something like that to me. i didnt have any intention of getting her number but now it makes me look bad that i didnt go for it even though i didnt want to. So how should i reply to her? never had this happen to me before. thanks guys
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Johnnyventana said:
Your response, "What would I need your number for?"

Boom.

"don't flatter yourself. what would i need your number for?"

BAM!
 

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" I have got a pair, thats why I didnt ask"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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