ok let's face the facts here, you're fvkin lazy as h3ll. Everyone should stop giving you advice, you're either stupid or schizophrenic, take your pick.
If you really wanted a job and said you have a degree correct? MORELAND will grant you a teaching license. This is the easiest f'n job in the world. All you need to do is show up and not perv over any of the students. You are in the USA, there is no reason not to do this, there is a massive shortage of teachers in every single state.
Failing that you can get a teaching job in Germany with hardly any credentials and they pay 70k EURO to start. If I can get the job faster than you, then you are the problem.
You don't have mental problems, you have Gen Ztard syndrome.
This is your future, can't wait to see your episode:
Do you know how many people would kill to work in the USA? If I had it my way, all these losers would get a one-way ticket to North Korea, yourself included. Nothing like the fear of death to clear up those mental issues. Hardship brings happiness, and there's not much harder than a gulag.
Buy a super-cheap house somewhere out in the sticks (in the USA) so that you will have that home base to visit (make sure to be in the USA more than 36 days a year so as to still be a resident). You have an EU passport, so you can move to any EU country, and not be concerned with the 90-day visa-run rule.
