what to do with this plate

[Bingo-Player]

tBeen seeing a chick for a couple of months to be fair shes probably worked hard enough to achieve main plate status and she is crazy into me

Problem is im not really feeling the same way don’t get me wrong she’s an attractive girl , honest & loyal no games and low maintence

But shes fvcking horrendous in bed , my sex drive is average and im the type of guy who really needs woman to get into the moment with me for me to perform well ( I.E lots of moans, dirty talk ,biting blah blah)

This chick barely opens her legs , shes a little better on top but still as silent as a mouse , even when im licking her pu$$y shes quiet ……..WTF

this turns me off to no end and I’ve actually lost my errection’s a couple of times

at the start I thought the poor sex was just because we were both neverous we talked about it and I actually thought it was just me being fussy

but having some time away from her ive realised nah , its got to be her ive fvcked over 40 women and only a handful have been as poor as this

to top it off her dress sense is poor , I’ve caught her wearing the same outfit on more than a couple of occasions ( another turn off )

and she also cant drive which is a fvcking pain the ass

I have already begun distancing myself from her which she doesn't like at all , but unsure whether to cut all ties or try and keep her dangling

Thoughts !?!

 

[Glassguy]

There was only one or two positives in that entire post. Next her, or keep her around as just another plate.

Crappy pvssy is better than no pvssy if you need to call her over to hang out.

 

[Reykhel]

This post is all about perspective.......

OP, can I be so bold to suggest that there's something missing from you and intact this post is a bit of a projection?

Why? I kind of just enjoy myself in the sack and she ends up getting pleasure because I clearly am........

I am the LION in bed........I enjoy.....I devour.......I taste...I'm a little bit dirty........I'm busy..........

I enjoy myself...........like I enjoy to eat.........

If a woman is "bad in bed" it's irrelevant brother..........I am feasting....

 

[Reykhel]

So the answer is .........**** her better........how? if you're enjoying a good meal.....

 

[dustmuffin]

Read the sex God method. I was fingering a plate and kissing her neck and lips. She squirted like a fire hose and screamed like a banshee. Up your sex game. Make her scream and moan.

Tell her what to wear. I tell mine to wear dresses with no panties. They get off being finger ed in public. Like on top of a ferris wheel. Made one *** in the movie. Spice it up.

 

[pyros]

If you dont like the way she fvcks, just teach her, one step at a time.
Dont tell her: you fvck like crap you know.

If you want her to svck your c-ock at her own will, tell her you'd like her to do that.
If you want her to bite you or be more aggressive, tell her you'd like her to do that.
If you want her to moan more: tell her you'd like her to do that.

Maybe she's not doing all that because she's shy, or maybe because her last guy prefered if she stayed quiet, who knows.
The thing is that you should talk a bit about it and then tell her what you want from her. If she likes you enough she will understand and she will change.

If she dresses poorly, go shopping with her. Tell her what you like on her. Buy her something sexy. Again, if she likes you she will change that.

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

Had this before. I agree to an extent with Reykhel that if you are dominant and do what you want, get wild and throw them around a bit, then they tend to get in to it as well. Equally, some chicks just aren't as wild as others and it is a real turn off when they are just so passive.

I'm still covered in bruises and scratches from the girl I was with last week; she was almost a bit too feisty. But still, better than just lying back and taking it.

You can generally tell a lot about how they are going to be by how they kiss in the first instance; naughty girls will be all over you from day one. Just like nice guys, sickly sweet girls get boring quite quickly. I might marry one up when I'm about 60, but otherwise, they can wait.

 

[Desdinova]

This chick barely opens her legs , shes a little better on top but still as silent as a mouse , even when im licking her pu$$y shes quiet ……..WTF

Train her to make noise. Yell "I WANNA HEAR YOU" and "MOAN FOR ME" while you're on top fvcking her. I do that when the girl is too damn quiet.

 

[BeTheChange]

The one that gets me is when they don't move their goddamn hips when we're fvcking.

My ex gf was A* when it came to moving dem hips! Rhythmic movements got me off so well. Then again, took me 3 years to train her up to exactly what I wanted and now some other guy is getting the benefits lol! Will be a while before I get a fvck that good.

A lot of women I bed just don't seem to do the things I like at all. They just lie there, moan and take the D.

 

[Bingo-Player]

I can see there's some mixed views here

personally I don't have the spare time to be able "train" a 23 year old woman on how to have sex , I wish I did but I've got too much going on in life outside of women

I need a woman to be able to instantly turn me on , have some fun in bed with me scream/ moan her head off squirt everywhere and then I can get back on with MY life

when we first started seeing each other this plate kept telling me shes "filthy in bed" but then when we get down to business shes like a dead fish !?! (false advertising )

she also told me she's slept with 5 guys including me and a 2 year relationship , Im sorry but if a woman cant master d1ck after being in a 2 year relationship at 23 it makes me think she never will

I realized this week I'm just not into her enough to try and work this out

im going to attempt to keep her spinning in the background but to be honest I can see this one eventually smashing

 

[CuddleJunkie]

Next her, sexual enjoyment is the #1 reason we go after women anyhow. If she was kind of 'ok' and she was as good in the LTR aspect as you say, then I would keep her, but you don't like the sex with her at all, it makes you feel uncomfortable... I would next.

 

[marmel75]

You want to hear her make noise? Stick it in her ass without telling her and then start hammering away and tell her to "shut the fvck up and take it" while pulling her hair

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

she also told me she's slept with 5 guys including me and a 2 year relationship , Im sorry but if a woman cant master d1ck after being in a 2 year relationship at 23 it makes me think she never will

Don't be so sure. I've been with many birds who clearly hadn't been seen to properly before. I mean, I'm not exactly the world's greatest lover, but I know what I'm doing; I distinctly remember one girl who was like 30-odd telling me it was the best sex she'd ever had.

Oftentimes, it's not how many they've been with, nor for how long, but rather who. It's quite unbelievable how many guys are clueless about this stuff. I was reading this sh!t up in Men's Health when I was like 15

As has been said, maybe she just needs a bit of guidance

 

[ChristopherColumbus]

Oh wow... what a suave thread this is. Just the kind of thing a Don Juan needs to read up on.

suave - smoothly agreeable or polite; agreeably or blandly urbane.